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ella callaita

[audge @audgepodge_]

heart says grass-fed filet mignon girly, bank account says starkist canned tuna bitch

[Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @DrDoyleSays]

Dealing with the symptoms of trauma for decades fits the very definition of complex trauma: it's inescapable; it happens over time; it's entwined w/ all our important relationships.

In other words: coping w/ trauma is its OWN, separate complex trauma.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Remember when you would have standardized tests in school and your parents would make you eggs for breakfast?

[Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67]

you should basically never start working until 10:30am. you should also start wrapping things up for the day around 3pm. and we mustn’t forget about the traditional hour lunch.

[ari @AriannaDantone]

me after any minor inconvenience: should i kill myself

[💗 @urfaveluvr]

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Oh good, an email from every single store or website I've ever bought something from.

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

don’t invite me nowhere w/ complicated parking bc i’ll just go home

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

Don’t worry she wouldn’t look your way anyways

[audge @audgepodge_]

my biggest pet peeve is when people bash themselves during their awkward adolescent phase. I thought everyone was on the same page about the unspoken free pass we get for those years…

[audge @audgepodge_]

my mantra ✨

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

Be so private they can’t do nothing but assume.

[audge @audgepodge_]

high? protein?? candy??? ok that’s it I’m done goodbye

[audge @audgepodge_]

some creep at the gym was blatantly filming me and when I looked directly at the camera I just got a blank stare and continued to be filmed. lol so that’s cool

[ari @AriannaDantone]

there’s nothing more annoying than someone not doing what they said they’d do and then giving you a bunch of excuses as to why they didn’t keep their word. i don’t care 😭

[audge @audgepodge_]

Love that all my mental breakdowns somehow align perfectly with the days I work from home 👌🏻

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i’m at the age where a nice bottle of olive oil would be a very treasured gift

[audge @audgepodge_]

sorry but people just don’t change

[trash jones @jzux]

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍💍💍💍 my psychiatrist asked if we should up my dose!!!