audrey

David Lynch was right about You Guys.

[audrey @audgesauce_]

got cold called by my father today

[audrey @audgesauce_]

going to sleep thinking about all the amazing fun things i can do in the morning just to wake up and be catatonic for two hours

[gabby @girllafraidd]

Your 20s are for feeling bad and nervous all the time. I am gonna go on a limb here and say your 30s are probably similar. Same with your 40s. And 50s. I think it’ll even out when I’m in my late 60s though.

[audrey @audgesauce_]

hi my name is audrey and i make food like this and say bullshit you should definitely follow me 👍

[audrey @audgesauce_]

when you do good in the world it comes back to you

[audrey @audgesauce_]

@spiderspookie thank you very much my fellow human

[audrey @audgesauce_]

@riidits my bf once found this guys wallet and got it back to him thru his dog walking service contact

[audrey @audgesauce_]

why did this blow up

[audrey @audgesauce_]

when you do good in the world it comes back to you

[audrey @audgesauce_]

feeling quite ominous on the loop bound brown line this evening

[⋆˚࿔ 𝕐𝕦𝕣𝕚 ♪˚⋆ @treatmachanwell]

Never venting again I've got no idea who the Chicago bears are I'm Australian 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[audrey @audgesauce_]

she should have fallen in love with katie gavin or phoebe bridgers instead of matty healy. shes regressing

[audrey @audgesauce_]

it’s never been so over for swifties. she’s back with her jackie taylor, now in her early midlife crisis, and yet again she’s got short hair, terrible taste in men, and an ED we don’t comment on. and this time karlie’s conservative. someone save her.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss.

[audrey @audgesauce_]

master of grub

[audrey @audgesauce_]

blue wave celebration

[ًً @F3NDIBARBIE]

Illinois will always be blue fuck maga

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Keisha Lance Bottoms has won the Georgia gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Rick Jackson. (via NBC)

She becomes the first Black woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.

[audrey @audgesauce_]

you losers need to genuinely go the fuck outside and interact. there’s no way you’re THAT gooned out/addicted

[kira✧.* @minsslick]

bro what the fuck are we doing. is this just life now

[audrey @audgesauce_]

cute sexy filipina girl and her Boyfie recreate MordeTwi meme for Halloween

[audrey @audgesauce_]

legend has it that she’s still got the same hairdo

[audrey @audgesauce_]

so uh

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