persona au gratin

trapped in the belly of this horrible machine

[persona au gratin @audhumla]

@aPoshWank

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

if someone steals my package that’s fine. i can probably get a new package. i’m not going to put a camera on my house

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

She is once again, posting Snoopy Rave

[Good Willsmith @GoodWillsmith]

Queer really furthering the “please don’t define me as anything in particular, i’ve learned thru experimentation with psychedelics that i’m more like a floating orb” agenda, we in the floating orb contingent love to see it

[Arturia @ArturiaOfficial]

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[phantorium @plasmalogical]

its DePiglio Day btw

[huge ack man @milkywhitetits]

"giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say

[Radical Graffiti @GraffitiRadical]

"The nicest cop you know would still remove a sleeping homeless person from a bench knowing they have nowhere else to go"

Seen in Pittsburgh

[Patrick McHale @Patrick_McHale]

New Over the Garden Wall short! Directed by @DanOjari and @MisterPlease at @aardman! Happy 10th Anniversary!

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

"What would Luffy do?" has genuinely done wonders for my mental health. Existential doom of climate change got you down? How would Luffy deal with it? He would be too stupid to understand it fully and not worry about it, but accidentally solve it anyway by punching the right guy.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

So cool that insurance salesman is a boring signifier in every genre except film noir where it becomes a guarantee that some shit is about to go down

[chris person @Papapishu]

Someone linked me to this piece from Last year, and I cannot stop thinking about this section.

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters

Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ?

Me: Dog Ashes

[Dark Hillary @HillaryIsComing]

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

In the second season of Mulaney's talk show, Richard Kind should get Black Lodged, slick back haired Richard Mean takes over for several eps

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day seven years ago, @LaurenLayfield posted a compilation of bloopers between herself and Hacker T. Dog during her time on CBBC HQ, including the "we're just normal men" clip.

[persona au gratin @audhumla]

thought i'd try some nfl football product again. thought i'd maybe watch my bears again. thought.....

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

This is how two tops have sex

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Millennial boyfriend freaking out, so I calm him by stroking his hair and recounting his favourite Simpsons bits in a matronly tone of voice

[just bepie @newBepie]

decided to give this Vonnegut fellow a try