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[🕒 @audialavena]

@Telkomsel halo kak tolong cek dm ya

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when they're talking to me but I dissociated for a second and now I don't know what they're saying

[ zi speaks now @kleponwajik]

Pakai jasa porter di stasiun dan nama yang terbordir di permukaan seragam si bapak adalah Hari. So I've finally met him. I met Bapak Hari Porter.

[louis berger witten @nilherK]

so fühlt sich morgen wieder arbeiten an

[Omolomo @Omolomo_o]

🔔🔔 saw the smallest dog among other breeds leads other dogs and i had to go read the story on a chinese news website.

this is insane 😭

> seven neighborhood dogs (different breeds like plucky corgi, a big german shepherd, golden retriever, labrador, and other breeds) were stolen together from their owners' homes.

> the thieves steals them to go sell as processed meat 💔 which is illegal btw

> while they were in the bus they were being transported with, the bigger dog somehow escaped, then bite the rope holding the door, the door got opened and others started jumpingoff the vehicle mid-highway.

now it gets more interesting here:

> instead of scattering in panic like most animals would, these seven immediately formed a tight, loyal unit. They made one of them lead them while others guard the injured german shepherd who was limping badly after being wounded from jumpin the moving van.

> the shortest dog, which is the corgi became their leader.

leading them in front while others follow 😂😂

> they went through highway, the larger dogs positioned themselves on the outside to shield the pack; they kept the injured german shepherd protected in the middle.

> some people saw them and started taking videos of them from March 18–19, 2026, all seven made it home.

the question is why did the smallest dog in the pack take the lead? someone said it’s because they’ve strong sense of smell so they can trace their way from where they’re coming from. my grandma use to tell me about how dogs urine help them trace their route 🤔 is this true ?

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

How my teacher looks at me after I write an essay on "slaves should be free" instead of "slaves should be free."

[ɳ @natasxya]

may our lives be long enough for me to give back even a fraction of her love and kindness🥹🤍 amenn

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills and
outstanding debts. Broke again within
an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just
amazing!

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

"haven't seen u in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m very grateful to have a job to go to every day… but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Me pretending to look busy at work so that I don't get told to go do something

[MaNkhosi @Thabi_kaNkosi]

Me at my work desk cause I was too shy to dance on TikTok

[• @yducknow]

a job??? for 8 hours????
i don’t even sleep for 8 hours……