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Hips like Cinderella.

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Nelly Potato or Nelly Potato? 😐

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Feeling like a cute huge yacht.

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Crotchless panties for everyone.

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"Holy Nishiki!" -Will Ferrell

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Wtf is up with the new Mercury Rev?

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Candle. Blood. Sing.

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Snake-ed nake.

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"Fuck that noise" - Emily Prentiss ❤️

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Ladies do not have dreams, they have husbands.

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I'm a fool to do your dirty work.

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@lporiginalg Use his credit card to restore that streak!

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Time is a flat circle ✌️

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Nearer 10 God.

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When you try to bring ice cream for lunch at work but it melts.

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You can't really dust for vomit.

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Everything feels like it requires so much effort. My own mask before others.

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In a constant battle of trying not to care and being the only one caring.

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Sorry, not sorry, but ghosts don't tell me where to go, or what to do. 👻

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A boy's best friend is his mother.

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Cousins from my texts.

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Always late to the party.