Ted Dancin’

anything is an amp if you try hard enough

[Price Carter @priceacarter]

Moves like a DB that just got a pass break up...

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️.
#DABEARS

[mtp @tsengputterman]

What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last

[David Berman Bot @DavidBermanBot]

In 27 years
I've drunk fifty thousand beers
And they just wash against me
Like the sea into a pier

[John DeMarsico @JohnDeMarsico]

"LOOK AT THIS SHOT!"

I can't sing the praises of our home SNY crew loud enough. Cameras nail the definitive angle while also capturing the emotion and suspense of the moment.

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Broke boy asking for a feature in my DM..u wouldn’t be able to get a shot off on me lil one, you was once a thing, I’m still that.

[Ted Dancin’ @audibutthole]

@bigstankyranch I’m gonna gizz

[rachel @rachelmillman]

LBJ if he were still alive:

[Dr. Aaron, PhD @aaronposting]

I retweet this every time I listen to Pet Sounds and never have I retweeted it with more heavy a heart

[Young White Chinese Grandpa @mayherest]

If new Turnstile isn’t for you that’s okay cause this shit was made for ME

[Ted Dancin’ @audibutthole]

@bigstankyranch King

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

His little grandma smoker voice

[Ted Dancin’ @audibutthole]

Need an ID on the big dog that was sitting courtside for the Kings game last night. Too much Drip to be unknown

[2penis2hernandez @penishernande2]

Just learning today that Calvin Booth looks like someone photoshopped Nicolas Cage’s face onto Mike Brown

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

Apparently Donald Trump has a new advisor on trade and it’s none other than Dallas Mavericks general manager Nico Harrison.

[TURNSTILE @TURNSTILEHC]

“NEVER ENOUGH” VIDEO & SONG OUT NOW / ALBUM JUNE 6th

https://t.co/4RAeEZNMyR

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

david lynch’s reaction to his interviewer having a pet mouse

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Tonight’s Bill Kennedy performance.