Nick Pollard

(This sort of thing is my bag, baby.)

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Even The Golden Voyager's "walk around and look confused" routine would have scored higher than Raygun. #ClosingCeremony

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@chloemunzer Flower People Spinal Tap merch. https://t.co/ac9248beg4

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Rebecca Adlington seems to have tracked down Flower People era Spinal Tap merch. https://t.co/ac9248aGqw

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Q. How many vault puns can Matt Baker make in the BBC gymnastics commentary?

A. One. It's the same pun over and over again.

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@writingabit One could say he's let himself go.

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

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@limitedmitch I was in London at the time, and was totally none the wiser of this until I was looking at everyone's amazing photos on my phone, while I was in a coach back to Portsmouth. Gutted.

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@soulsurvivorrs Due to restrictions (not even the "official" re-sell platform Twickets is allowed), those second-hand tickets wouldn't work anyway. In fact, the website advised even not to buy them as presents because of ID checks. Makes me wonder how many empty seats there will be.

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Def Rebel: "It's Harvey!"

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#SmackDown #WWEDraft

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@MattWallace888 It looks like her dancers are oompa loompas.

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@Nostalgia_Road @_kennythoughts She needed the theme to have the Def Rebel touch, and was confused by how people recognised that it was HHH without a sample of him growling "IT'S TRIPLE TIME!".

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Hearing HHH come out to Motorhead, followed by the montage of Def Rebel (NEW! CATCH! REPUBLIIIIC!) is quite uncomfortable. #wwesmackdown

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@AlexDalton123 Kim: Taylor Swift has written a song about me and taken the spotlight from us! I thought it would be us again after everyone shut up about Beyonce!

Kourtney: Let me handle this.

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@TribalMegastar Tiffy's makes sense on the grounds that she is meant to be so self-centred, like how The Rock always speaks in the first person. But if I need to be repeatedly told whose theme it is for everyone, then yes, it sucks.

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Johnny Gargano notoriously kicked out of way too many finishers in the MAMMAMIAAAAA era of NXT. How many can he kick out of in three minutes? #WWESpeed

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For every visual production improvement the WWE 'new era' has, we apparently have to lose a good entrance theme. What happened to Bron Breakker's theme? #SmackDown

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@ryan_simmonds A reduced set? I can't say I'm surprised. How late was she?

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@PiperNivenWWE I can hear this GIF.

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@limitedmitch Three cheers for your purchase.

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@TheCynicOpt @Darren_Mooney America Ferrera was his biggest nightmare. It's just as well Barbie fell short at the awards.