Mr. Martin (He/Him)

I'm a guy that sometimes does stuff. Like photograph, write, support and educate

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

I will not, under any conditions, read an article whose title ends "... You won't believe what happens next"

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

The apparent death of third party apps is what will finally kill my Twitter usage

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

So many 3rd party Twitter clients like Twitterrific aren’t able to access right now, and I am forced to throw my useless opinions into the void from the main Twitter app, and now I know why everyone hates it here

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Hey. How do we know Obama didn’t declassify those Biden documents with his mind?

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

🦊FoxiMax #138 5/8
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[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

🦊FoxiMax #137 7/8
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[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

This niche tweet brought to you by 11:42PM on a work night

11:42PM: oh you’re fucked in the morning

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

Someone should probably tell Carlos Correa the #MLB contracts aren’t Pokémon, you don’t have to catch ‘em all with every team

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

🦊FoxiMax #136 2/8
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[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

🦊FoxiMax #135 4/8
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[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

@authentic_jlg It’s one of the only reasons my wife considered staying on the East side when we moved in 2020. Still like to make a pilgrimage now and then though, it’s that good

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

@authentic_jlg Mmm Pizzazz… 🤤

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

🦊FoxiMax #134 1/8
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[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

🦊FoxiMax #133 5/8
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[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

@thepursuinglife They bay?

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

🦊FoxiMax #132 7/8
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[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

Maybe instead of trying to strip away everyone’s rights in the name of a society where every man gets a wife to take care of him you could just like learn how to do your own laundry

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If someone stepped on a rake and bonked themself 6 times in a row it’d be funny 6 times. If they took a break for a few hours the 7th rake would be even more hilarious

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

Clown man votes for other clown man

[Frank Thorp V @frankthorp]

And Rep Gaetz just cast his vote for Speaker for Donald Trump

[Mr. Martin (He/Him) @audioper]

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