Chris Baxendell

Just a floor hockey free agent and local boy racer hooligan. We goin for a rip?

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

Who’s out here paying for therapy? Just get a loud car and hit some curves

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@mheath_15 All I’m sayin is there is a right answer, and it’s not m&ms

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@mheath_15 If you vote for 3 you’re in denial 😂

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

@Bungie #BungieDayFashionShow
Your time is comin old man...

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

@mheath_15 I’m glad we’re all on the same page here

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

@TimNekritz I listen to radio the most in my car for short trips. I listen to some Sirius XM since it’s a consistent stream of music with a very small amount of anything else. #brc328

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@mheath_15 Poppy seed dressing is fake, I’m convinced

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@TimNekritz My favorite is Instagram since it is easy to scroll through and typically has a good mix of video and not simply pictures or status updates. #brc328

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@mheath_15 @SpongeBob @Tyronisaurus_7 Nope 😂

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

@TimNekritz I feel the most effective ad from the game was the Sam Elliott/Lil Nas X western dance off for Doritos. It blended the right amount of weird into comedy and does a great job hitting their target demographic. #brc328

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@CaptainSma11s This knowledge is forbidden and I require you to redact this tweet at once

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@briantallman4 I’ll give you a fat hug when I get home Beak

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@mheath_15 What if I’ve never seen them?

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@mheath_15 I will not stand to see Arby’s disrespected like this.

[dasBeaK @SaintBeak]

Actually happy for once. I like it

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

Us: discussing morning wood

Sam: “just piss that shit out bro”

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

If I say “electric boogaloo” and you don’t instantly get an image of Danny Devito in your head, I don’t want to talk to you.

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

“Gotta live life to your best life, you know what I’m sayin”

[Chris Baxendell @AudioSaint]

That first cup of the day hits different. Like goddamn

[hugo @toasteredbread]

my mom: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
doctors: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
my friends: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner
the news: u should eat breakfast lunch & dinner

me: okay so what im hearing is dunch (dinner lunch) & then a second, darker dinner