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gay & stupid & loving life (he/him)

[hugo @toasteredbread]

just learned that “hanky panky” is not slang for “hankering for a pancake”. feeling devastated

[c-tine @ctine__]

my philosophy on sleep as the days get shorter

[hugo @toasteredbread]

my galaxy brain revelation as someone who has done sex with pretty much every mainstream gender is everyone’s shit kinda works the same. skills are transferable and my head game is crazy

[hugo @toasteredbread]

had a genuinely terrible time running the Staten Island half last weekend and my finish line photo looks like the Ben affleck smoking a cigarette meme

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And you thirst trap for 6 likes! Let’s have a less embarrassing internet presence before we try transphobia

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Not all trans men can be delicate little twinks. Some of us have to hold it down at being unc… I’m doing my part

[hugo @toasteredbread]

being in charge of my own hormonal ups and downs as a trans person kinda sucks bc it’s like ok who put this guy in charge

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not that it matters but for the record my boobs were super ugly. T and weight loss had them looking like a baseball in a sock. Not cute at all. Awful rack

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

YOU WERE 41 YEARS OLD AND CHOSE TO HAVE TOP SURGERY. THE SURGEON DOESN’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR RACK. JESUS CHRIST

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actually perhaps being transgender on the transphobia app perhaps isn’t good for ANY of us

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It’s calling me the most boring man of all time

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Someone discovered a new Amazon AI feature that summarizes what it knows about you and I am crying of laughter

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@cosmiccorpsee It was 5 years in June!

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@brennuhhhhhh @celesteee777 @eddieuranus @phsychokarma this thread is so boring can you guys shut up

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me when trans men who are heterosexual feel that they will lose their connection to community by being heterosexual and so they set the community back 1 million years by insisting that transgender men can be lesbians

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@latina_stallion ah gotcha so when you agree with a trans man he’s a woman but when you disagree he’s a man. clears it up!

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@latina_stallion so you think a transgender man is nonbinary? make it make sense

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@latina_stallion Point to where in the tweet I said anything about nonbinary people when I said TRANSGENDER MEN. Bffr

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@brennuhhhhhh I’m a gay guy dumbass

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@brennuhhhhhh Me when I don’t think transgender men are men 😍

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@midnightrose5 Yea I’m just saying that if you’re a man who’s only attracted to women the label for that sexuality is called straight. You can’t just say you’re bi if you’re not bi 😅

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@midnightrose5 gender and sexuality are lowkey not the same thing. transness is queer. you can be straight and trans, it's allowed actually

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also sorry like do the identity math out. if you're saying that trans man + attracted to women = lesbian you are saying that trans man + attracted to men = straight woman which funny enough is what transphobes love to say 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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@zippersoups You are shouting into the void about this for 0 likes I’d say you’re the one who’s crying about it big boy