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gay & stupid & loving life (he/him)

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just learned that “hanky panky” is not slang for “hankering for a pancake”. feeling devastated

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

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once again hello boys

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Life hack: if you get stuck on the Q train for TWO HOURS UNDERGROUND your work day will be shorter!

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Just pulled up one of my playlists from 2021 and turns out i was not even trying to have a good day at any point

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@sillysoupdemon hot dog or hamburger style

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Hellooo

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@aMoral_Mistake the hell does that even mean

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6 months on T Christmas selfie vs 4.5 years on T Christmas selfie

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@confined2thenow It’s my parents house I don’t live here 👍🏻

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Rise and grind babes

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oh howdy 🤠

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I should be able to tell my boss that I need to WFH because if I don’t do the laundry today then things are about to get really bleak

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@sillyfukingoose I didn’t do anything for it it’s just genetics methinks but good luck bro ���🏻

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Okay now that I have a real mustache I can admit that my one year on T mustache was pretty embarrassing

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It’s only like 4 months so obviously not a huge difference but I am putting the work in lol

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Btw you can have top surgery and then just lock the fuck in

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@DANNYonPC It’s silicone tape- helps scars fade over time & they’re not supposed to get direct sunlight for the first year

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Nips out on the beach for the first time :-)

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Run ✅ shower ✅ thirst trap ✅