@audit

The real audit. Retired after a long career in infosec.

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Yep, that’s 💯 true....

[Jek Hyde @HydeNS33k]

My friends... have you looked up “Infosec” in the Urban Dictionary?

“A profession that turns normal people into whiskey drinking, swearing, paranoid, disheartened curmudgeons with no hope for the future of computers or humanity.”

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Good afternoon tater tits, we interrupt your Monday for the shit show that whoever was on call over the weekend is updating their resume again. Get back to work twat donuts!!

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I’m just hate people in general because they’re looking for validation like a twat sandwich. Fuckers wouldn’t have made it in the Gen-X generation because you’re all “safe spot” cunts. Whatever happened to the next generation having a set?

#fucktrans

[Fenix Ammunition @FenixAmmunition]

Perhaps that should give you pause before doing anything that's going to piss us off.

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Good morning you fucking spice enchiladas. Tell some of these twat waffles to fuck right off.

#worstnightmareisback #lockupyourphones #firewallsarefunny #comingforalltheposers

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After a long break from X, I will be back soon to put the boomers and millennials back in their so called “safe space”.

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@crackberrykevin @FT @BlackBerry Looks like I’ll get the outage setup again.

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In search for a dozen Amish guys who feel like working on a drywall ceiling. 🥴🥴🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Jim Beam shutting down bourbon production at Kentucky distillery for a year as Trump’s trade wars hit sales…

NOOOOOOOO

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@RedWave_Press @dbongino Gun free zone, that law needs to change

[J-Rob @jrob857]

Rest In Power to the metal god Ozzy Osborne. Thank you for creating the genre that I fell in love with and gives me peace and comfort.

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@jrob857 Not something that wasn’t expected but it still is painful to hear

[Michigan Storm Chasers @MiStormChasers]

GAYLORD & SURROUNDING COMMUNITIES!

Our team is set up at Kohls - 2450 M-32, Gaylord, MI 49735

We have supplies and we are serving food! COME SEE US!

Please help spread the word!

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@FenixAmmunition Summer tires? In Michigan🤦‍♂️ did you forget how to drive in the snow?

[Muqsit 𝕏 @mqst_]

🍯 If you've never seen or worked with a Honeypot, watch this video.

It covers how to setup almost 20+ honeypots (and visualize the data) to trap attackers.

Video: https://t.co/yrWDZd25Au

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@pdiscoveryio @vysecurity This is going to be very interesting this week

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@PatriotPostGirl @votercrap She’s not counting for the for the people who underplayed and not on SSD and other people who’s unemployed because companies who just want to work. Most of people here but most companies just want to hit their own quota

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@jd_mcdonagh So they are changing your gimmick? 😂😂😂🤫🤫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Brett Spangler @MOTIVnation]

This week @TypicalHB is learning what repping on the @PBATour feels like.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

HOLY SHT!

This is the greatest 2A collection I have ever seen 🔥🔥🔥

If you love your 2A, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!!!!