Aditya V Hegde

||अनुगच्छतु प्रवाह||
Skilled enough to provide a reasonable assurance

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

Situation right now

[Rahul Roushan @rahulroushan]

Now will a Blinkit delivery guy get to spend one day as Rajya Sabha MP? Maybe he'd finally realise who's really squeezing out the money

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Facts below (1/5):

In 2025, average earnings per hour (EPH), excluding tips, for a delivery partner on Zomato were ₹102.
In 2024, this number was ₹92. That’s a ~10.9% year-on-year increase. Over a longer horizon also, EPH has shown steady growth.

Most delivery partners work for a few hours and only a few days in a month. But if someone were to work for 10 hours/day, 26 days/month, this translates to ~₹26,500/month in gross earnings. After accounting for fuel and maintenance (~20%), the net earnings for the partner are ~₹21,000/month.

Note: Earnings per hour are calculated on total hours logged in, including the time when the partner might be waiting to receive an order. Earnings per “busy hour” will be higher but that’s not the right metric to look at.

On top of this - delivery partners earn 100% of tips given by customers. The average tip per hour in 2025 on Zomato was INR 2.6 and in 2024 was INR 2.4 per hour. Tips are transferred instantly, with zero deductions. We absorb the payment gateway processing cost ourselves. About 5% of the orders get tipped on Zomato; 2.5% on Blinkit.

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

The craze for #KantaraChapter1 in THE NETHERLANDS
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What a movie by #RishabShettyRules
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The acting of all the actors is top notch
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@shetty_rishab @gulshandevaiah @rukminitweets @hombalefilms @VKiragandur

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

News reporter:- We don't need American corn
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Indians:- Watching American corn using VPN
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#corn #America #USIndiaTradeTalks

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

How can a human vet doctor decide whether a dog has rabies or not? Dogs need to be treated by dogs

(Logic of 'Animal Lover')

#SupremeCourt #StrayDogs

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

Air India route from Delhi to Amsterdam
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#AirIndia #Iran #Israel #iranisraelwar

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

This wedding season let's gift english dictionary to the newlyweds
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They need to learn the actual meaning of 'Anniversary'
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#what_is_1_month_anniversary

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

Was too far to participate in the Khumba Mela dip, not the share market dip-iti-dip-iti-dip
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#Trump_hai_tho_mumkin_hai
#stockmarketcrash #TrumpTariffs

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

@balramgopal @indiantweeter So even we are numbered?

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

A dog sniffs you in public - 🤡
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A dog sniffs you at airport - 🗿

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

Future parents, if you are naming your son Aditya, then pls use the spelling 'Aadityaa'
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Hearing Aditya instead of Aditya, Im done 🥲
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#aditya

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

To all the people who shared the 'playboy guy's name' reel
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The Aditya named by them are different, not me 🫡🤐

[BALA @erbmjha]

I must say Modiji has a great sense of humour 😂

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

All eyes on Modi's phone call to #vineshphogat
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#Paris2024 ... #GOLD match

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

This is why I pay my internet bills

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Long live India-Italy friendship! 🇮🇳 🇮🇹

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

Janivaara (sacred thread) changed. The sin table starts afresh from today.

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

At a family function-

Dad: He's a Chartered Accountant now.

Relative: why, you had good marks. You could have been an engineer or doctor

Me: I'm a CA

Relative: Ohh wow, that's fantastic

#ashte #mugitu

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

No, Im not that CA Aditya in the news 🫣
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To maintain an excel tracker of expenses, I should have spent in the first place 🤭 (😭)
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#ca #aditya

[Aditya V Hegde @auditya_opines]

My landlord casually said, "You work double shift daily. I can increase your rent as you might be getting double pay"
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Now, who will explain him 🤐