audreym

Do not meddle in the affairs of apparently harmless middle-aged women, for they are subtle and quick to anger

[audreym @audm]

If anyone wants me, you can find me over on the other place with the same username.

[audreym @audm]

@histaarmy @MCWFC_OSC Thank you again for finding my lost bag charm! It was lovely to meet you all, hope you are enjoying the rest of your holiday. Maybe we will see you in Manchester one day 💙

[audreym @audm]

@MCWFC_OSC Such a disappointing performance

[audreym @audm]

Dear algorithm

I have bought the Thing I was interested in. Please stop showing me adverts for the Thing or Thing-adjacent things. There is no point, I already bought it.

KTHNXBAI

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Two games, two wins for Vitor Pereira's Wolves! 🙌

#WOLMUN

[audreym @audm]

A point for Christmas, cheers Pep

[Manchester City @ManCity]

FULL-TIME | The points are shared on Boxing Day ⚖️

🩵 1-1 🍬 #ManCity | @okx

[audreym @audm]

@Snotlady5 "The Fifth Season" by
N K Jemisin. Its sci-fi/fantasy Of course I am loving the way geology is central to her world building. Got to love a book that regularly uses word orogeny

How about you?

[audreym @audm]

In other news, medicated eyedrops have once again reminded me that your tear ducts drain into the back of your throat

[audreym @audm]

@Snotlady5 So do I! I want to be able to spend at least one day just reading

[audreym @audm]

Is it even a wedding if you haven't bought someone's Nanna their first espresso martini?

[audreym @audm]

@Davros1736 Stupid game anyway

[audreym @audm]

'kin 'ell Citeh

#MCIMUN

[audreym @audm]

Guardiol redemption arc incoming!

[Manchester City @ManCity]

JOSKOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

🩵 1-0 🔴 #ManCity

[audreym @audm]

It's all fine. Everything is fine. I don't feel sick at all.

#MCIMUN
#ManchesterIsBlue

[Manchester City @ManCity]

How are we feeling ahead of #MCIMNU, City fans? 💭

#ManCity

[audreym @audm]

I've said it before and I'll say it again.

[audreym @audm]

There's no prizes for being top at Christmas

#FootballCliches

[audreym @audm]

@KnitLizzieKnit I'm not leaving Twitter yet. Just cheating on it.

[audreym @audm]

If everyone else jumped off the Tay Bridge then yes, I would do it too.

[audreym @audm]

Get. In. My. Son.

Although I have to admit to having no fecking idea about all the redonkulous nations league permutations

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

GOOOAAAALLLL SCOTLAND! It's John McGinn again!

#POLSCO

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Our 100% #UWCL start continues! 👏🩵

[audreym @audm]

Today in Conversations With Year 10:

Y10 Boy: Miss miss I'll make a bet with you. If I beat you at a sport, I never have to do homework again

Me: Can I choose the sport?

Y10 boy (smirking): Yeah

Me: OK. Let's see who can swim furthest in 1 hour.

*crickets*

#TeacherLife