aud & quirky

struck ! slc ! cats !

[aud & quirky @audquirk]

delta sky club: businessmen yelling into airpods at lower-level employees whilst munching on a plateful oatmeal raisin cookies.

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why do i feel embarrassed every time i see a cyber truck

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except maybe that the church invests in the traffic cone business. that would actually explain everything.

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i’m convinced salt lake only has one singular construction crew working on all seven gazillion of these construction sites. there’s literally no other way to explain this mess.

[aud & quirky @audquirk]

just asked my fiancé what his favorite dish to wash is. if there ever was an end of things to talk about, i think i might have just hit it.

[Dan @leathergregory]

What a terrible day at work. Time to relax and read what thousands of mentally ill strangers all think about every single contentious topic around

[aud & quirky @audquirk]

opened up connections this morning and my cortisol levels spiked. why so many words?!

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my hobbies include calendar stalking, looking at random people's wedding websites, and watching my cats do literally anything

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unpopular (?) opinion but the harry & meghan doc is actually rly good

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wrote a check for the first time in my life today. now i know how old people feel trying to turn on roku.

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can’t wait for the point in my career where old white men start referring to my ideas as “good” instead of “not bad”

[R/GA @RGA]

I have some feedforward

[aud & quirky @audquirk]

just referred to a venn diagram as a “venny d” and i don’t think there’s any going back

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what’s the most zillennial thing you do? i’ll go first - anytime i feel the slightest glimpse of blissful happiness, i immediately assume i’m manic

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there’s nothing quite as humbling as watching your go pro videos from when you were 15

[R/GA @RGA]

The 10 minutes between sharing a doc and the appearance of the first annoying comment

[aud & quirky @audquirk]

hot (midwestern) take but this thing is way cooler than the bean

[paddington stan account @adriyoung]

jokic the kind of coworker who clocks out at 5, declines every happy hour invite, and refuses to tell you anything about his personal life

[aud & quirky @audquirk]

was phil knight as cringe city as ben affleck made him out to be?

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sometimes i feel really smart, and then i remember the time i quarantined myself for 14 days bc i thought the “c” on the covid test stood for “covid”