Audge

Social Worker. MSW. A fan of the color yellow, sad movies, poetry, baking pies, Feminist Theory, nail polish and National League Baseball. Unfunny on Twitter.

[Audge @audralou]

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[Audge @audralou]

@Dbacks Don’t drag TS into PS shenanigans. She doesn’t deserve that.

[Audge @audralou]

@totallydrx JD Martinez hitting 4 HR in a game at Dodger Stadium?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

The fact that every news outlet is like...."We'll break down how Trump's $5,000 voting payout would work" as opposed to "THE 34 TIME CONVICTED FELON, DONALD TRUMP FLOATS ILLEGAL $5,000 BRIBE TO VOTERS" is a huge part as to why we're here.

[Audge @audralou]

@Gotchabro42 @Dbacks @MyBobs Rather have Barrosa tbh

[Copper State War Room @copperstate2026]

REMINDER: Andy Biggs was among the 12 members of Congress to vote against reauthorizing the fund that compensates the victims of 9/11 and their families.

When Americans who ran toward danger needed him, Biggs turned his back.

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

You didn’t get a DOGE check, you didn’t get a tariff check, and you sure as fuck ain’t getting an election check!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If you’re furious about Mamdani attending a 9/11 memorial but perfectly fine with Trump lying about being rescued from the rubble at Ground Zero. Congratulations, you’re in a cult.

[Audge @audralou]

@Victor_Yates @eliavgabay @Sports360AZ TEP sponsored the opening video, right? So there were lightning bolts etc. happening?

[Audge @audralou]

@dbacksprospectz @ReddBarchetta Rat Leon era 🐀

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@jmwein @edsheeran Imagine thinking an Irishman would have a problem with his opening act being pro-Palestine

[Audge @audralou]

@CubsCreator Chase Field used to do this, and also check your tickets to make sure you were in the right section. Now it’s a free for all with people sitting wherever they want, and moving in between half innings. No etiquette whatsoever.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Man, I'll tell ya, those farmers.... Those farmers had it so good... USAID, SNAP, cheap labor and fertilizer, great trade deals and they voted it all away...

And for what? Just to be racist.

You can either own the libs or you can own your farm.

But apparently you can't own both.

All those "liberal/commie policies" they pretended to hate was actually what made them so prosperous and were among the biggest beneficiaries in the country of said policies.

But they threw it all away for an 80 year old racist pedo.

Excellent job farmers. You sure did show us. Man, I feel so owned.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“Kids these days don’t know any practical skills.”

Someone from the generation that decided to remove woodshop, auto shop, home economics, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests.

[Audge @audralou]

@MrAzSports I fully believe the Dodgers have been providing kickbacks to other teams to actively hinder the Padres and Dbacks

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Everyone who saw the trailer for 'Other Mommy' right before 'The Odyssey' was scared out of their MIND

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

My biggest takeaway from The Odyssey isn’t anything about The Odyssey itself. It’s the horror movie trailer that they showed right before for ‘Other Mommy’ that won’t allow me to sleep for the foreseeable future

[Audge @audralou]

@MrAzSports Mikado Sushi in Chandler. The family is from Japan (I believe it’s a brother and sister) and they are so nice. The white fish shiso leaf roll is to die for.

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Patty Guggenheim stealing scenes as Olivia in Netflix’s The Hawk just like she did as ‘Two N’s, one Y but it’s not where you thiiiink.’ Madisynn King from She-Hulk. 😍

[Audge @audralou]

WTF was that Claude commercial? Super gross.