audra 🎀🕸🔍

nature poet; delicate flower; she/her

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

on the off chance anyone is still here, here's my new zine :) :) :) also there are stickers :) :) :) https://t.co/wK0Y4p7ZOS

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@agaremY I'M SO GLAD. ❤️❤️❤️ matilda ❤️❤️❤️

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@aishasabslo she's like, "ok first of all, what IS latte art"

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@heycheyennehey SHE IS!! thank you for confirming this

[Morgan M Page @morganmpage]

Rachel Pollack, renowned tarot master/comic writer/first UK trans activist of the 1970s, is in the ICU right now. Praying she makes it through.

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@heycheyennehey I humbly submit that Sandra Bullock's character in the Miss Congeniality franchise was a lesbian. Please see this evidence from Miss Congeniality 2, and also there was clearly a love triangle between her, her pageant bestie, and this enemies-to-lovers bodyguard situation

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@megiddings (also this is gross, wtf)

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@megiddings would you like to join my awp panel on authors who are my personal friends because they are the best humans and also their books are extremely excellent? the topic will be: everyone talks about their favorite bad movies

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@heycheyennehey yeah, and one of them died because she fell off a stage 🧐

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

WHAT ARE WRITERS AFRAID OF????

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@agaremY there should be MORE jokes making fun of the intrusive r

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@cassiemcquater but if you didn't want unsolicited advice please IGNORE THAT and just accept my well wishes for your future little shimps

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@cassiemcquater have you looked for walstad method setups? i have no experience with this, i just enjoy watching people build pretty aquariums on youtube, but for instance, this sounds relatively low maintenance: https://t.co/ijZMMVjJKD

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@decoratedshed i love a garlic press: it's instantaneous, it gives really strong garlic flavor because it crushes the hek out of it, and yeah i mean you have to clean it but it takes less time to clean the garlic press than to mince all that gd garlic

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@whitneypow happy belated bday, whitney!!!

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@dustychipura i mean this is 100% inconclusive, it seems like nobody really knows what it really means, but it is interesting

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

@dustychipura ok but there may be something to this: a scientist put neanderthal DNA into stem cells and grew some neanderthal brain organelles, and the results resembled structures also seen in autistic people (also they hooked it up to a robot somehow?) https://t.co/3kKys2nguJ

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

YESSSSS!!! i am so happy to see these poems here

[audra 🎀🕸🔍 @audrapuchalski]

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