Audra Strube

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[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

@beckerj316 I’m sorry. What?😂😂😂

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

I just want to go one day without seeing news articles about the Kardashians. Is that too much to ask?🙄I would aim to guess that the feeling is mutual too. #overit #findnewmaterial

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

I keep trying to picture #RosaDiaz as Mirabel from #Encanto and it’s not happening for me. My mind has never been so blown.🤯😂

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

After binge watching #ginnyandgeorgia, I have one thought. I feel like #LorelaiGilmore is having a heart attack from the obscenities of this show.😲😧😳🤭😅🤦🏼‍♀️😩🧐😑

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I don't know the Jesus some have paraded and waved around in the middle of this treachery today. They may be acting in the name of some other Jesus but that's not Jesus of the Gospels.

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

I don’t know why, but sometimes my @venmo feed is more exciting than my @Facebook feed and by sometimes I mean most times.🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

The amount of times I order mozzarella sticks and do not receive marinara sauce in the bag is unbelievably high so my question is who is eating mozzarella sticks without the marinara? Does that actually happen?🤔#youcanthaveonewithouttheother

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

My biggest flaw is not knowing when to stop eating the chips and dip.😬#ihaveaproblem #thestruggle

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

My #biggestpetpeeve is probably when people set their profile picture to a picture of their children.😑This is your profile, not your kid’s!🙄Obviously 2020 has made me angrier than usual.😅😬😂

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

I think I feel okay about missing the debate but I’m probably one of the few Americans that chose sleep over yelling at their TV last night. #notcomplaining #Debates2020

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

The fact that I can’t wear sunglasses at the same time as my mask equals don’t expect me to use my eyes for anything while outside and I already can’t hear so I guess if you want me to be functional person you’ll just have to wait until after Covid.🤷🏼‍♀️😬#cantsee #canthear #COVID19

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

Whoever designed button up sleepers for babies obviously didn’t ever have a baby cuz like who wants to try to button up a sleeper on an angry, hungry baby? #dumbestideaever

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

Mismatch day at school results in me judging everyone for their poor choice of clothing and then feeling bad after the realization that it’s mismatch day.😬#cantdeal

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

@theofficetv how to make my boyfriend love me

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

I imagine the convo between child and parent to go something like this-Child: How did you find out what I was? Parent: We burned 47,000 acres worth of forest and will be paying the damages off for as long as we both shall live.🤦🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/VlaBAVe0OS

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

I saw a billboard yesterday that said: Sticking together by staying apart. I mean I get it but how is it that we are now promoting loneliness. Humans were created for community. This just makes me sad. #lonlinessisthenewcool 🙄

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

If you don’t think it’s cool to go to bed at 8:30 on a Friday night, then your definition of cool is whack. I said it out loud which means it’s true.😂#imcool

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

It would be superb if #miraclewhip stopped existing.

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

We’re not called to faith in Christians. We are called to faith in Christ. If “Christian leaders” can cause us to shrink back from Christ, our faith was in leaders, not in Jesus. Everyone will fail to be Jesus but Jesus. We’re all up in everybody’s business but His. He’s not us.

[Audra Strube @audrastrube]

@carrieunderwood Why are we putting donuts into a category? If I want to eat a donut, I’m just going to eat a donut.🤷🏼‍♀️😂