audramarie☆

lost somewhere between Jack Daniels and Jesus.

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

and for the lady, perhaps

♡ two joints
♡ cancelled plans
♡ deep cleaned house
♡ a new series to watch
♡ and zero human interaction?

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[Blossom🌸 @Bloseptnew]

NO BAD DAYS IN SEPTEMBER. AFFIRM IT!!!

[katty³³⁶⁹ IS GOING TO COTA!!!!!!!! @ktmxv]

crazy with charlie kirk it was “he was a husband” “he was a dad” but when random people who also have families get murdered standing up against republican nazis you say they deserved it? fuck off genuinely fuck all of you

[Barsotta 🌵 @Barsotta]

I never get to see Jacob Rodriguez, Lee Hunter, Skylar Gill-Howard, Romello Height, David Bailey, and Cole Wisniewski play in scarlet and black again.

[K. Joy @_kelsology]

Me too bitch you ain't special.

[audramarie☆ @audrathomas96]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #JacobRodriguez

[MC Rosie🦀 @MC_Rosie4]

The sequel to niggas in Paris finally dropped

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

this what bro had to say about empathy so don’t give him any

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

[GEESKI @BAEHELPGEE]

I’m so happy love island over y’all could finally shut the fuck up

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

He. Is. So. Unbelievably. Stupid.

[Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynxofficial]

Dude said he wasn’t interested anymore. I replied “okay” & let him be. 3 days later he asks me if I want to go on a date 💀 I’m so tired of everybody and their power dynamic mind games.

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Acting jealous while secretly cheating gotta be a mental illness

[AB @CarelessAB]

cheating is apart of ups and downs in the relationship.

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

i have tasted employment, i have tasted joblessness, i have tasted being a student, and i recommend generational wealth you guys

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Hey MAGA, if Trump said the tariffs are paid for by the other country, why did he tell Walmart to "EAT THE TARIFFS"?

See how dumb you mfs are??

[Glo✰🕸🕷 @gloisbacc]

how tf y’all take 15-30 minute naps mine be Iike 3-5 hours