Audrey

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[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Just graduated from UC Davis as a first gen, Latina woman in science and NSF CAMP Scholar, my college’s distinguished scholar award, and honor society member. I DID THAT AND MORE 💙🎉💛 #UCDavisGrad

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

You should see how people who get paid monthly eat 🥲

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Me: *having symptoms to go to the ER*

Also me: *not going to the ER because I don’t the money for it *

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

PhD programs have us at poverty level without eligibility to any federal assistance or the option of a second form of income. Remind me this is worth it

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

I meant to ask for a redbull at the store and instinctually asked for tequila redbull 🫠

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Have you ever met someone who got cheated on and understand exactly why they got cheated on 😗

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

@cashlesscarti love the vibes

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

I am baby

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

General relativity for babies

[📹 readplaysing]

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Just got my wisdom teeth out. Looking forward to being a skinny queen

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

This is how my brain works. People always ask “where’d that come from” or “what made you think of that”. Everything just connects so fast

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

I get into these mini episodes where I want to change everything about myself. Am I gonna dye my hair, cut it, buy new wardrobe, get a piercing? Find out soon

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

I came to visit my parents but they trapped me because they turned on the security alarm and won’t give me the password to leave 🙃

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Is the universe trying to tell me something or am I reading into things too much?

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

@cashlesscarti What you offering in exchange?

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Me every week: “it’ll all be better when this week ends”

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Grad school kicking my ass. One day I be feeling like I could breathe. The next I feel too busy for a pee break 😭

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

I want to celebrate my birthday week, not just the single day. I need to find someone who’ll support my decision 🫶🏼

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Why can’t I have in n out delivered to me???

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

@cashlesscarti Be quiet and enjoy

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

Oh no. Some guy ran back to the hold the door for me then I heard his girlfriend arguing with him asking why. I don’t want him

[Audrey @audreeeyl_]

My professor didn’t show up to class or send an email about it. Welcome to grad school