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my claim to fame is that one of my ancestors invented ping pong 🏓

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We’re excited to kick off our #FutureFuelsShowcase in partnership with @Toyota. We’re working to provide lower carbon fuel solutions – like the renewable gasoline blend used in this showcase – to help transition to a lower carbon future. Learn more: https://t.co/pGFj7ustam

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We are pleased to officially welcome Renewable Energy Group to the Chevron family. Together, the companies will accelerate progress toward our goal to grow renewable fuels production capacity to 100,000 barrels per day by 2030. https://t.co/ywIS6kbpMS

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@mmmtravis Knee pads yo

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@mmmtravis They need YOU

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@NatalieSaar I got some 😭 I’ll let you know how it goes

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Watching skateboarding from high above a flat-ish skate park is surprisingly similar to watching ice skating

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@NatalieSaar Also, full disclaimer, I learned this trick on tiktok of course 😂

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@NatalieSaar I ball up the paper towel and then soak it in water. Like sopping wet. Then I leave it on the counter right next to the onion, ideally between the onion and your eyeballs because the stuff that makes you cry is attracted to moisture apparently. Sometimes I even do 2 paper towels

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@NatalieSaar Have you tried a wet paper towel next to the onion?? That’s ALL I do now and I swear it works like magic

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@NatalieSaar @graham_currin Definitely E. Other - curling. Look no further

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@NatalieSaar 😂 worth it though!!

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@NatalieSaar 🙌🦁

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@iworkinsmm receipt 😭

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@iworkinsmm This is the best thread on Twitter

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@michellephii @NatalieSaar @mmmtravis @chelllseasays @roxybebop @DanielleSacco @JaceHood__ @Demetra_L @DeeBodes22 In our defense, it’s hard to know how to act when you’re waking up at like 4:30am every day

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@NatalieSaar @roxybebop @JaceHood__ @DanielleSacco @Demetra_L @michellephii @chelllseasays @DeeBodes22 @mmmtravis 😂😂😂

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@roxybebop @JaceHood__ @DanielleSacco @Demetra_L @michellephii @chelllseasays @DeeBodes22 @NatalieSaar @mmmtravis 😭😭😭 so many memories of midday car naps

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@NatalieSaar I’ve heard grapes but I’m not sure if that’s real or not?

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@iworkinsmm Wait why is it SO GOOD

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And as my Christmas gift to the world, here’s this year’s Christmas card. We didn’t want to do anything COVID-related because it felt too ✨predictable✨. So we went for a “classic” manger scene:

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My Christmas / holiday cards over the years: a thread 🧵

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We are now going on our 7th year of this. Stay tuned...