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but first, coffee

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

if you were a Good Poor you would cut your own hair and always pack a lunch of gruel you made at home before walking to your job at the work factory then maybe you’d be able to afford your insulin.

[a harriet tubman 20 @FAPDALORIAN]

If men don’t have shit else, they have the audacity.

[aud @audreybthomas]

@JakeSnail @Themedicalclips No

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

Mad respect for the woman at the brewery last night who ordered the IPA her date recommended, tried a few sips, flagged down the bar tender and said "I'm sorry. This is disgusting. I can't." And asked for a michelob ultra instead

[rachel @_raybabyyy]

hey folks in NC - esp the greensboro/high point area - please be safe & aware of your surroundings at all times. this happened to a friend’s husband this morning.

[Erica Buist @ericabuist]

Wow, did they even TRY thoughts and prayers?

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Nothing hotter than this dude rn

[Kate Zasowski @katezasowski]

Last night a man got out of his car and followed me, yelling, while I walked to my apartment.. but then I remembered Not All Men and felt peaceful n safe 😊🙏

[v robb @VictoriaRobb]

well no shit!

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

[first day as a hibachi chef]

me: just try to catch it in your mouth

customer: i don't want to do it

me: [holding an entire turkey] ok here we go

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Amazon is paying $0 in taxes on $11+ billion in profit.

$0 for schools.
$0 for firefighters.
$0 for infrastructure.
$0 for research and healthcare.

Why should corporations that contribute nothing to the pot be in a position to take billions from the public?

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖕𝖍 🖤 @strangelysteph]

The scream gets me every time

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

due to personal reasons, i am going to get hit by a car

[mike ☭ 🇵🇸🔻 @__mike91]

Drink some tea:

) ) ) (
) ( ) ) )
_(___(____)____(___(_____
\ Jeff Bezos alone can /
\ end world hunger / |
\ five times over /__ |
\ and still have /
\ $11.1 billion /
\_ in change _/

[jonny🇨🇺 @goldlinkjonny]

a couple days ago 21 savage adds an extra verse on the live performance of “A lot” speaking on flint and immigration. today he is arrested by ICE with claims that he is from the U.K. ay man i’m not saying this a set up but it’s highly questionable.