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[audrey g @audreychalmette]

I am but a maggot in a world full of birds

[niggasbebrokeokayy @khilanii]

i wonder at what age will i stop thinking everything is funny. maybe never.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i don’t think i can ibuprofen my way out of this one

[samantha @milkygoddess]

me this morning:
spotify wrapped: remember the worst breakup of your life that you went through this year??

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

hey guys great news! i'm at my fucking breaking point

[Tasmiyah🇵🇸 @TasmiyahEssa]

I think I’m gonna call it a year and go sit at the beach and watch the sunrise

[Rod @justme_rod]

*me having a full menty b*

⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

[samantha @milkygoddess]

no because this retrograde has hands fr like idk if it’s a combination of virgo season and the other 5 planets in retrograde right now too or what but i am fighting for my life

[liyah @hm_liyah]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[audrey g @audreychalmette]

@kelsiediane_ 💀💀💀

[Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen]

“Would love to collab!” -me contacting a therapist about therapy

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I have been thinking a lot about melted cheese

[audrey g @audreychalmette]

I know I’m drunk when I start trying to speak to people in Spanish.

QUIERO UN TACO

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I want to get new tattoos but I also want to quit my job and sell all my possessions and live in a van traveling the west but I also want live on a farm and with goats and puppies and cats but I also want to live in the city in a high rise apartment but I also want

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My toxic trait is spending 24 hours in a new place and saying “I could live here”

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Why am I more embarrassed than scared when I choke like please don’t look at me while I die

[୨୧ @pradapearIs]

the feminine urge to purchase another unnecessary item in the name of self-care

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“girls are so soft” bro she just uses lotion, please buy some, I can see you disintegrating