Audrey

all is well

[P@blo @EscobumpGaviria]

why am i like this and when does it stop

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[27. @dimvji]

so far this year has felt like being awake during surgery

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Eating a handful of Adderall and Wind surfing through the strait of Hormuz

[mau @rllydu]

so glad i have my cake, can’t wait to eat it too!!

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Learning things the hard way is where I really shine

[mau @rllydu]

not my room, not my elephant

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Manspreading on a Titanic rescue boat

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

my untimely passing will send ripples thru the salt and vinegar chip industry. there will be many chip tycoons at my funeral

[2 @doshollis]

my fits r ass and im ugly i dont Care

[𝔏𝔦𝔩 𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔬 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔩𝔡 @ihatelilorlando]

Unfortunately I don't think before I speak so l am just a shocked as you are

[seiya @systole_]

sometimes i have a dream so beautiful that it ruins my entire day

[latke @latkedelrey]

fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

your 20s are for figuring out what's the max number of times you can hit rock bottom in a calendar year

[little miss can’t be wrong @alxndra1998]

20-22 was for disorders. 23-26 was for partying and masochism. i think 27-30 will be for nesting. and then my 30s will be for partying again but good this time

[eden ⋆｡𖦹 @girluponastar]

it amazes me how things go my way

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. i’m coming