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send me something nice

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Success! Paddle just achieved a simultaneous orgasm with a stranger using the CumBuddies app. DownIoad the app @CumBuddiesApp

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have u guys heard of this app called cumbuddies? apparently u just answer a few questions and it pairs u with a likeminded individual to “cum” with. seems so odd lol but also simple and streamlined

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Success! Paddle just achieved a simultaneous orgasm with a stranger using the CumBuddies app. Download the app @CumBuddiesApp

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was awarded “Least Likely to Succeed”and “Most Likely to Get Emulsified” in high school and guess what? im still here bitch. and i start my new job at the big mayonnaise factory on Monday

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@Demon_Realms what if we are on the cusp of something good

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completely stumped on this grocery list.

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effort should be put forth to struggle first, until u get better.

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fucking ouch

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you not supposed to let them affect you but what if they actually ruined your life

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@superlameballs really disappointing for me as a sprinkle lover. not too pleased about the choice of language here either…

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would it be funny if i never loved again

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the world is so oysters. or whatever they say

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i simply love the way calories taste

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im gonna become eleanor rigby

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its been five years and i forgot to ask, do any of u guys want to be my friend?

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@superlameballs i have 0 issue overlooking horrific things

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if i were your friend i would say things to you like, “no, i get that” or “yooooo” or “when?”

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i work at Fitbit. im one of the counters :)

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maybe this is cringe but i do kinda think its about getting better at everything and having sex

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holy fuck i figured it out again. please please dont let me forget this time. please someone help me i cant forget