lebron james holzhauer

it’s time to pay the price

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

obama I have something to show youand you may have heard of it… that’s right its the door. beat it pussy

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

liked the episode of jeopardy last week when the guy who ran a nonprofit spent 99% of the episode in the negatives

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

obviously not on these people to be role models but the overwhelmingly open armed reception of wemby by the american public has to mean something on some level is shifting and lord knows we need it

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

the tendrils of a cerebral self actualized 22 year old crying and reading and saying vegas is hell on earth on television will be felt for decades and aid the mending of the wests crisis of consciousness and i truly believe it

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@deathisforming hes up next i swear

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

taking the jeopardy screener for the 20th time

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@fmtownsmartey the overhead view of delta community college. breathtaking

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@fmtownsmartey i live a block away from art park and everyone is disagreeing with my lived experience. not gonna work

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

love when ivy wolk gets re-litigated on here. once you realize every white woman in detroit michigan looks and acts like this you will be demystified

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@fmtownsmartey you get it!!!!

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@Space_b0y_ sweetie summit!!!

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

die for you partner sure. die for your kids ive heard of that i suppose. me personally id die for the wigger chick that gives me 5 adderall 30s a couple times a month to bake her a batch of homemade cinnamon rolls so she can take them to various social engagements

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@birdappacc1 @selontheweb die bird

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

i like guys like him and julius randle. old testament face

[🕋 @kaba________]

Landry Shamet looks like a genealogically accurate Jesus

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

‘do you mean ypsi girls or ferndale girls?’ No. different variety of maladaptives entirely. i am the joan didion of the midwest and you will never out notice me. please leave matters of commentary to those who are an allele shift away from being the women i describe.

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@AlexStoklasa lmfao

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@atticscene me to the damn mirror

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@KaylaSpeaksNow @RedShadow0013 him hitting the Tobias celly. icon

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

@tallfeller hoping for twins gotta name one ausar thompson

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

ok maybe i still do love the pistons maybe i do still bleed royal blue and red maybe i still will name my daughter cade cunningham

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

2025-26 All-NBA teams:

First: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Nikola Jokic, Victor Wembanyama, Luka Doncic, Cade Cunningham

Second: Jaylen Brown, Kawhi Leonard, Kevin Durant, Jalen Brunson, Donovan Mitchell

Third: Tyrese Maxey, Jamal Murray, Jalen Johnson, Jalen Duren, Chet Holmgren

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

if wemby gets kelly olynyk a ring i am moving to san antonio

[lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69]

love a spurs blowout 3 garbage time minutes full of 100 year old pistons legends