Audrey Assad

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

I love shopping at the bay cause no one gives a shit

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

first date idea i list and describe all of my friends in extreme detail

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Luv to put my phone on dnd for the whole weekend

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

I am pursuing a PhD in profound friendships with beautiful women

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

I hold my purse like a bf where can I seek treatment for this?

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Made my friends do a live vote between nectarines and peaches at my birthday party

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Clog diaries

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

There is a pair of $1500 clogs that I neeed for my friends’ wedding

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Is there anything hornier than a marina

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

MK & A. Hate being seen with this kind of straw

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

MK&A claw

[helena riley @freshhel]

If i was a cricket id fucking kill myself imagine u have SIX legs all bunched up forever. and you’re ugly. No hoes. a butterfly sees u she’s like Ugh

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

My best friends

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

why am i watching golf

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Resting for multiple hours after my short trip to the mall

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Purolater is obsessed with arriving and banging on my door when I have no clothes on

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

my tuna salad is the best in the biz

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Went grocery shopping with out my earphones. Hell

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Addicted to my magnesium gummies and the unhinged dreams they are giving me

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

Can’t knit when I’m hungover :(

[Audrey Assad @audreyeassad]

The musical episode of the L word gen q haunts me