Audrey Freeman

I only run for two reasons: away from bears and toward nachos.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

This was quite the Monday for it being a Tuesday.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

Had a dream that I was in a crafting competition and was kicked out for being “too aggressive.” Honestly, that tracks.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

I spy with my little eye a few Heroes I know.

[NE USA Wrestling @NEUSAWrestling]

Thank you @CameronGuerin for coming to Nebraska to put on your All-Girls Chasing Gold Wrestling Camp! We had a great turn out and an even better time! Lets continue to #GrowWomensWrestling 🔥💪

[nebpreps @THEnebpreps]

This guy has wheels🛞💨

@CedarCatholic’s Carson Noecker runs a 𝟗:𝟎𝟕.𝟕𝟑 to take the Class C 👑 in the 3200m

#nebpreps

[Chad Cattau @ChadCattau]

⁦@CedarCatholic⁩ tracksters Laney Kathol and Carson Noecker were named the Most Outstanding Performers at the Norfolk Classic

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

The amount of emails I receive from pizza-related companies is both impressive and disturbing simultaneously. My inbox is essentially a Ninja Turtle’s dream.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

Got cut on the cheese grater today. Feeling pretty betrayed.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

More than likely, I can take them.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

@LuteRollup I’ve found most adult men imagine themselves meteorologists. This could work.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

Don’t mind me beating 7th graders. At a review game I wrote the questions for. For the test that I also wrote. Small victories. @gimkit

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

@CedarCatholic

[Prep Running Nerd @PrepRunningNerd]

State meet record - 14:58
Course record - 14:51 (UNK)
First 4x boy state champ

Legend.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

Sometimes I want to be at one with nature. Then the pirate bugs attack and I remember why I like the indoors.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

To date I have received five messages this quarter informing me of my son’s injuries, including: one bee sting, one collision with another student, one stick to the eye, one kick to the mouth, and this week’s bloody nose and tooth caused by elbow. Thank the Lord for insurance.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

@HNSXC This is amazing! Way to go team and coaches!

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

@HNSXC Incredible work!

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

@HNSXC Incredible!

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

@HNSXC So proud of these guys! Way to go!

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

Today the mouse that has been terrorizing my snacks decided to take a dip in the sink and use my Scrub Daddy as a flotation device. There were no survivors.

[Audrey Freeman @audreyfreeman]

Once again I almost died. This time in a public restroom as the industrial stainless steel toilet paper holder came crashing down towards my face while I was indisposed. What a way to go.