Audrey Baker

[joey @joboduj]

i do tums recreationally

[💕 @Beebz05]

U gotta use PTO to get a pub sub.

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

$8 coffee followed up by a tip screen, i’ll kill everyone in here

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not to be dramatic but whenever I try to view a menu online & the restaurant redirects to scheduling an order online, it feels like being killed by 10000 hammers

[ash b. pebble @sentientGirlx]

hey girl. i noticed you’ve never posted a political infographic on your instagram story. are you a nazi?

[🤸🏻 @volublevenus]

25 is the new 0 years old

[死 @humanxmaybe]

whatever needs to be said was said in Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

It’s time to lock in this winter. Gym twice a week for 45 min. Sleep until 10am out of bed at noon. Put off your laundry as long as humanly possible. Drink every day

[johnjohn❉ @taxevaderjohn]

i’m sorry i care so much and my ass is so fat and i see love in everything

[tamara @tammy8ok]

I look @ my life & think how can I not believe in God

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 . @misskerrington]

i won’t tell anyone my spark is back but there will be signs

[Deconstructed Cachapa @AntiClimaco]

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[trash jones @jzux]

“summer is over” good. bring on the soup

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

just found out the hard way that there’s a limit to how many safari tabs you can have open on your phone

[LB @lnbshr]

I enjoy being slightly irritated sometimes it feels better than being happy

[𐙚 @lilmissdopey]

i hate liking someone i be acting laced