Audrey Hepbones

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[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

Cal-i-gyoo-lee-us, or Cal-ig-yuh-lus??

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

*and yes, I did just make up Caligulious-you’re welcome.

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

@SethAbramson It’s a shadow

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

This is like when you’re getting on entrance ramp to an overpass and you see the treetops as you go up. But like, way cooler

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Today’s political palate cleanser is something you’re not going to see every day.

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

@SeamusHughes

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@kayla7lynn @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 Cooool here’s mine

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

@taylornation13 This time it felt so glamorous to be me! #RSD2026 #ijustsaythanks #elizabethtaylor #taylorswift @taylornation13

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

Sometimes you’re a middle-aged woman with 2 kids who likes to dance around a bonfire and say “I’m a satyr” and everyone needs friends who can appreciate this.

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@AnnCoulter @lawindsor I wish all of the “Republicans” and “talking heads” who could’ve stood up and stopped Trump early on when it was clear that he was an anti-democratic lunatic had done so well before now but I guess you didn’t care before because you weren’t a brown person

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GET 👏 THIS 👏 DIPSHIT 👏 THE FUCK 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 THE WHITE HOUSE 👏

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Republican Senator Kennedy just blamed Trump the government shutdown!

"The Democrats have offered to open up everything but ICE. Ted Cruz and I said, ‘OK let’s accept their offer…’ Senator Thune submitted that to President Trump. As is his right, [Trump] said ‘No! No deals with the Democrats.’ It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week but the President said ‘no deal.’”

This is the DONALD TRUMP SHUTDOWN!
Even Republicans are acknowledging it.

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

@Fish_1881 @TSUpdating “Hey sweetie how you doin’” 😍

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There’s an otter living in my New Orleans nbhood if y’all want to come visit @taylorswift13 @tkelce. U can swing by Lana and bring her along too.

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@lawindsor @igorbobic For a moment, Kennedy’s takedown made me question where the objective line is with these people. Like where are they drawing the ethical and moral line? But now I see it’s aleays the same, the line is whatever Trump wants. That’s all.

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@camjordan94 Sir I respectfully do not accept this situation and you simply can’t leave. PERIODT

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@lawindsor It’s giving C.S. Lewis Jr.

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@tntssoldiier @AnnaBower I’m going to blaspheme and say that imo, there has never been a proper Lizzie and Darcy cast, ever. It’s a mystery to me how castjng directors keep failing this task.

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

@Joycoolss @Dexerto Be a capybara

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@AOC Bartender is a way more respectable job than oxford scholar-turned-cartoon blowhard

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@LPNational @Patrickwebb Ah yes bc covid face masks and getting executed in the street are the same right? Don’t twed on me Ffs 🙄

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

Because it was never about principles or morals. They don’t want fair laws equally applied, tho we’ve been treating them like they did. They don’t want freedom for every1; they want to rule “the others” by force & make people live the way they think is right. They always have.

[Trill Clinton @aStatesman]

They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

executed in the street while already immobile.

These people do not want freedom and never have. They want the freedom to inflict themselves and their opinions on the entire nation by force. ✌️

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Could it be any more clear that the freedom ‘merica don’t tread on me 2nd amendment folks have only ever wanted those things for fellow conservative whites? They have been treated like they had legitimate policy ideals for decades when all they wanted was to step on the necks of

[Audrey Hepbones @audreyhepbones]

anyone who disagreed with them. Watch the mental gymnastics they’re doing to justify their federal government using force to kill a citizen who wasn’t a dangerous threat to them at all. A man trying to help a woman, who they disarmed, maced, kicked to the ground, and then