A U D N A $ T Y

my hair is actually ramen noodles || kiss my sass || I like cats || long live the swaggin wagon #RIP || I only rap caucasionally || I LOVE LIL UZI || Aries ||

[A U D N A $ T Y @audreykaptein]

All my friends n family are getting married and I'm just sitting here wondering where ya'll are finding ur fucking soul mates at.

[A U D N A $ T Y @audreykaptein]

I like my pants like I like myself, high and wasted 😎

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Surround yourself with people who help you save money, not spend it.

[Lindy Elwood @Lindyana_Jones]

Forget gym memberships.... we need nail salon memberships. Monthly fee for unlimited mani/pedis???? I think so. Ladies?

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

How fucking high was yankee doodle when he put a feather in his hat and called it macaroni ??

[redrum.R.I.H #longlivejamee #justiceforjamee @JayWiick]

I would’ve been better off just thinking I was trippin

[cal? @cal_gif]

Did she just-

[𝒥𝑒𝓎 𝒦. 𝒞𝒶𝓋𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾 @JeyCavalli]

me and this lil ol mexican lady were talking in spanish and this old white bitch in a wheelchair said “we’re in america why dont you speak english” and the lil mexican lady told her “you have legs why dont you walk”

I nearly died. I gave her free coffee

[Alo @Xipershakkboat]

So my brother got engaged and I can’t stop laughing at this picture

[Bob @AryaGoonin]

Do you even lift bro?

Do I even lift??? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.

[JARED @eatjaredtweets]

this shit beautiful

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i have a nice personality

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

it’s almost October u know what that means... we ain’t sucking titties we sucking BOObies

[meh v1 @mehkihxx]

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