audrey🌿

queer stereotype (subaru, gi issues, hot)
she/her 📍 seattle

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

every time a straight woman jokes about her best friend being her wife a queer woman grows fangs and a thirst for blood

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

@teena_thach sewing! making clothes, quilts, and small sewn items. https://t.co/ILDGjSEA8c

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

@MollyHodson cursed place/time/moment. sorry for your losses

[JP @jpbrammer]

I am frankly uninterested in screenshots of your dating app convo unless something paranormal is happening in it

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

@JessicaValenti ricolas! or any lozenge with a strong taste. nurse on them all day

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

F2F scratches a very specific itch that anyone who listened to indie pop in the mid 2000s knows

[Jeanna Kadlec @jeannakadlec]

down a VERY strange rabbit hole about catholic saints, send help

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

forgot how many got dang squirrels there are in ohio

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

one of my favorite things is when my friends just destroy me for being a leo. all press is good press baby

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

when taylor said sometimes i feel like everyone’s a sexy baby i felt that

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

when you see someone in the midwest wearing a baseball uniform and hat, they aren’t a professional baseball player. they’re just some dude named matthew

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

convinced united airlines has such bad service to put everyone in a state of despair so that they’ll shell out the extra $10 for full wifi

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

@MegFutej @jaidaehall @trixiemattel megan it was so loud 💀

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

i’ll have you know my airpods disconnected on my plane just at the right time for @jaidaehall to yell SKINNY LEGEND!! full volume on @trixiemattel trixie motel 😅

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

same

[Sappho Bot @sapphobot]

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[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

@joedujour halloween is gay met gala, straight party city

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"i'm a creep" "I'm a weirdo" ok? and I'm javert

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

i've officially entered "avril lavigne autumn" which is essentially when i play let go (2002) over and over for a month and all caps text the lyrics to my (forgiving) friends

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

200 days (last week, oops i'm late) and gonna go for another 200! hell yeah 🌈

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

100 days today gonna go for another 100 🌈

[audrey🌿 @audreykelly_]

@MollyHodson mollyaslkdfjlsk