If you ask a Midwesterner ”how are you” and they respond “well, im here” or “oh it’s going” send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
my boyfriend real deal just texted me “can’t wait till i can come home to you every night rather than try to figure out when we gonna see each other. but we got this, not too much longer” okay do i marry him now or now.
literally so fucked up that humans decided not to evolve with the ability to hibernate. I would like to get very fat and snuggle up somewhere warm with no responsibilities for a bit. don’t think that’s asking much
senior year of high school i got there at 7am to do morning announcements then school then practice every day til 4:30 then work from 5-9 then homework and i woke up every day like a SPRING CHICKEN now i get home from just my job and i’m like nobody touch me nobody move
7 stages of midwestern love
1. “Watch out for deer”
2. “I’ll start your car for you”
3. “Jeet yet?”
4. “I’m bringing you Steak ‘n Shake”
5. “You remind of a lot like Billy”
6. “I’ll make you a plate to take some home”
7. “Call me when you get there so I know you made it”
a major goal for 2020 should be to stop running. have difficult conversations, do things that scare you, and go for things that you normally wouldn’t. the outcome of this could be the best thing for you.
My ex used to scream and go off on me for waking her up in the morning before I’d leave.
Today, I woke my girl up and she goes “I’m in love with you and I can’t wait to marry you. Do you think I could eat Christmas cookies for breakfast?”
Someone’s out there for you, trust me.