Audrey Schwartz

Believer. Wife to Willis. Mommy to Larkin.

[Lando @Stover156]

I'm so ready for fall it's unbearable

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

Every time I watch a 9/11 documentary I am unbelievably horrified. Like how the heck did this happen.

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

And now moving on to the snack cabinet. Help me.🙄

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

Larkin is in to everything. She just walked out of the bathroom with her beach towel that she pulled out from under the sink.

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

Insomnia 😳🙄

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

Started brushing Larkin's teeth tonight and she cried when I took the toothbrush away 😂 #shelikesthetoothpaste

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

My dog literally just puked up a sock that was completely in tact. What in the actual world does this dog do when I'm not looking.

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

Bought the dog a cage. Put dog in the cage. Come home and find the dog on the couch 😑 #toosmart #thatsaharddoortoopen #hehasnothumbs

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

@alex_stover @GabeSlabe4 dying inside at this conversation 😂

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

I ❤️ Matilda Jane

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

Lol when Larkin accidentally wakes up and squeezes her eyes shut to go back to sleep 😂😂 #sillygirl

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

Do all moms live off of caffeine or is that just me? Lol

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

So basically 10 minutes after Larkin's asleep in her crib I wish she'd wake back up so we could snuggle and play lol #imcrazy #lovehersomuch

[Daily Animal Dose @DailyAnimalDose]

A young Great Dane with his new best friend

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

My dog keeps eating my cotton balls when I look away 😐 #okaybuddytheelf

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

When people only add you to try and sell ItWorks. 😑.....deny deny deny.

[Audrey Schwartz @audreyst0ver]

@sktownsend it's the worst 😭