audrey :•)

yes that’s me and my cat

[han @heymorewords]

if you live in nyc and drink blank street coffee out of all the choices you deserve to be put down

[Luci @luci_4k]

The US doesn't feel like a real place at times

[sneha @sasstenashe]

friend’s ex-boyfriend broke no-contact to send her a job opportunity

[audrey :•) @audreytehe]

barely any street in staten island is plowed but ok lol

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Good evening, NYC!

✔️Every street across all five boroughs plowed
✔️143 million pounds of salt spread
✔️Thousands of DSNY workers and emergency show shovelers deployed

Weather: Chance of light snow, then rain

Roads: Open, but proceed with caution.

Ferries: Staten Island on regular schedule. NYC Ferry returns to regular schedule Weds AM.

Enhanced Code Blue: Active through Weds AM.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Men in BALLS (banking, accounting, law, logistics, and sales)

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

[Emil DeRosa @emilderosa]

The Mamdani campaign really illustrates what I love about NYC- you can be in Harlem at a church in the morning, hit Greenpoint for the marathon, somehow you're at the Knicks game with your boy, then you're at a gay bar in Bushwick. All in a day. The Big Apple baby, take a bite.

[audrey :•) @audreytehe]

@yesiamalive2476 @vietbaddie it’s almost like chelley hasn’t been ignoring huda like the plague before huda could even tell her…

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The bride's father died years ago.
He had promised to come to her wedding,
and his presence was in the form of a butterfly ...

[hi @spaghetti24]

@Dyson advertised a vacuum as being on sale and when I try to buy it I’m being charged full price. Customer service basically called me a liar and refused to help. What gives??

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

There’s Challengers everywhere for those with eyes to see

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

Thot daughter has taken over gay son

[Bailey Simrell @baileysimrell]

the truth will set you free

[spicy @internetspicy]

What is A Filipino If They Do Not DJ

[haydn 💋🗿 @gayghostin]

i know nonna and sza grandma would be yapping

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

oh to be in love