audrey 🪐

ain’t shit sweet 😇 digital diary fr

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[SRT PUGGS @PUGGS_]

No and you will remember at 9pm Saturday

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[Jas •̀ •́ @dailydose_ofjas]

I love men who buy u a drink & disappear, thank you king

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Bry. @BrySU__]

i actually hate this with all my hate.

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[audrey 🪐 @audreyysann]

I literally remember leaving class and walking with my friend to her house to get her car and driving to McDonalds and only having $1 for a mcchicken ☠️😭

[Rare @stfuayen]

Shit use to be 1.09 back in high school.

[audrey 🪐 @audreyysann]

working out with your boo and then getting subway after >>

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

them doordash prices make you look in the kitchen a few more times

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i’m not leaving a $20 million a year job neither hell

[cj @wsgadIibs]

them fatass fingers built like mozarella sticks

[annie @annielyyz]

My family found out I smoke

[audrey 🪐 @audreyysann]

all I need is my man and bed and 100k

[audrey 🪐 @audreyysann]

having someone who motivates you to be the best version of yourself and grow with is a blessing. >>