audrey taylor

talking shit

[kenzie | in my ❤️‍🔥 era @kenziesversion]

me when taylor takes her final bow of the night and my entire personality for the past two years is over

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

twitter is undeniably getting worse every day and yet whenever someone announces they’re leaving i simply see that they are not a true sicko. staying is like being in the string quartet on the titanic but for some reason we’re playing hoobastank.

[Russell 🏳️‍🌈 @Medic_Russell]

the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

If you get an I Voted sticker for voting early, you should be able to scan it on your TV and all political ads should be replaced by normal commercials

[Rob @RealityRobbed]

She's about to have an absolutely incredible couple of days.

[Belinda ✨ @yourillus1onist]

God watching the Fearless set:

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

BREAKING: McDonald’s replaces The Hamburglar with another well known felon

[Swift Alert @swiftalert_13]

My Halloween costume just dropped.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Crucial reminder right now:

[feminist next door @emrazz]

MAKE AMERICA NOT EAT PETS AGAIN

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[scotty @plathiandc]

nickelodeon should host the next one and have spongebob and patrick moderate it

[JP @jpbrammer]

this is going to ruin the tour

[saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo]

Acab but maybe let this one cook a little

[Gary Parrish @GaryParrishCBS]

Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it.

(Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

DIG REAGAN UP NEXT

[zae @itszaeok]

aaron dessner thank you for your services

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

a second breakup album has hit Matty Healy