audrie jane

lawfully wedded wife 🤡

[Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin]

Because you have a phobia of stairs. Everybody knows it. Theresa May talked about it publicly. I put it in my movie. If you can prove it isn’t true, then sue me. Stop killing Black people.
#TrumpIsNotWell

[audrie jane @audriejane]

hi @sideponytail 👋🏻❤️

[audrie jane @audriejane]

v disappointed with @squarespace recently. taking my business elsewhere after three years.

[audrie jane @audriejane]

@KarenKilgariff HAIR SHIRT was a deep cut 😂😂

[audrie jane @audriejane]

@kipster91 i for sure am!

[audrie jane @audriejane]

femme dyke fashion has never been more on trend 😂👹🥊 joke's on u str8s

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Wake up 🌚🤗

[audrie jane @audriejane]

aka kevin @ hyvee trying to flirt @ me from the behind the register (i'm in pajamas (men's long johns and visible boys underwear))

[audrie jane @audriejane]

days like these that i miss my alternative lifestyle haircut

[audrie jane @audriejane]

so many straight dudes interpret averting all eye contact and being unfriendly as an invite to flirt...??

[audrie jane @audriejane]

ty to @westelm for inspiring my new pole name: "Luxe Velvet." (love y'all bring back that orange color pls)

[audrie jane @audriejane]

weird that people still think using the label "girlfriend" just refers to a platonic friend that identifies as a girl...??? gal pals

[audrie jane @audriejane]

my gay agenda y'all: 1. marry the woman i love 2. love our children to be unselfishly 3. responsibly contribute to society WATCH OUT

[audrie jane @audriejane]

"got hit on so bad from a country bumpkin real tree lady at oreilly.. she was nonstop giggling at me ????____??????" <3 u @sideponytail

[audrie jane @audriejane]

Trying to purchase a giftcard through your site now. What should be entered in the Gift Certificate / Card / Series window? Image attached.

[Marlena Bittner @lenabitts]

I literally have a lemon that's been in my fridge longer than Brock Turner has been in jail for raping an unconscious woman.

[audrie jane @audriejane]

the only podcasts i consistently listen to are @mentalpod & @MyFavMurder. i am fine

[audrie jane @audriejane]

a world where you convince your mother to use @okcupid