Audrey D’Amato

If you are looking for a twitter account about being a drunk woman in her 20's, you came to the right place. Chiefs fan for life ❤️💛

[Audrey D’Amato @audthemotto]

Facebook friends: getting engaged, having babies

Twitter friends: getting drunk, having Taco Bell, life a mess

Me: deleting Facebook

[Audrey D’Amato @audthemotto]

As a Chiefs fan I may be biased, but this officiating and commentating makes me not want to watch the NFL anymore

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“BURROWHEAD MY ASS” - Travis Kelce

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@Pabbs01 Both

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Y'all know what to do. RT to vote‼️

#ProBowlVote + @PatrickMahomes
#ProBowlVote + @tkelce
#ProBowlVote + @JetMckinnon1
#ProBowlVote + @StoneColdJones
#ProBowlVote + @WillieG___
#ProBowlVote + @TeamJuJu
#ProBowlVote + @jay__sneed
#ProBowlVote + @isiah_pachecoRB

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

how to have fun as an accountant

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They are passing out stress balls at the bar today, so you know it’s going to be intense #Chiefs

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I try so hard not to let a football game affect my day, but it never really works

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I bought a washer and a dryer today, so I think I can officially call myself an adult

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If you ever start thinking about moving across the country, might I suggest that you DONT 🙃

[Chinelo @_chinelo_]

Is it hard? Yes

Can I do it? Yes

Will I complain and cry every step of the way while still doing what I have to do? Also, yes.

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@sfix12 Sorry Mr. Technicality

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Just when Broncos fans were starting to become tolerable, they sign Russell Wilson 🙉

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My neighbor came to check on me because she heard yelling…I think I was yelling at my work computer 🙃

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

We’re just livin’ in it.

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Am I in bed at 11pm on a work party night? Yes. Am I ashamed? Also yes.

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Me: I couldn’t work in medicine because I can’t even handle pricking my finger

Also me: Has to give Chewy 2 shots of insulin a day now 🙃

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My knees started aching when a storm started rolling in…I guess I’m officially old now 🙃

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Watching classic Disney movies is good for the soul ☺️

[Audrey D’Amato @audthemotto]

Boss: Just wanted to say you are doing a great job of being so organized and staying on top of things!
Me: Thanks! I decided that one aspect of my life needs to be organized so I chose work 🙈🤷🏼‍♀️