Alexsandra DiMatteo

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[Alexsandra DiMatteo @auerkkk91]

Quarantine has me giving my dog a lecture about how lucky he is every time the ASPCA commercial comes on

[Wes Lash❼ @wesley__1k]

My neighbor has a wife. Or a girlfriend. I’ve seen them kiss. Hold hands. All that.
During the day (when his girl is at work) I noticed another girl was coming over during the day. Didn’t think nothing of it at first. Minding my business.

[Magneto’s Helmet @Alyricz]

Just saw “is America the rest of the worlds Florida” and damn...

[Alexsandra DiMatteo @auerkkk91]

Ian isn’t appreciating Frozen 2, I think this means divorce idk if I can live like this

[Adam Bedford @adambedders]

Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden.

Over the fence to our neighbour:

‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’
‘Okay I will in a minute’
‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’
‘I’m not that old thank you’
‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’
‘I’m 68.’
‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’

[Alexsandra DiMatteo @auerkkk91]

Pregnancy hormones making me more mentally unstable is everything this world does not need right now, sorry folks 🥴

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

quarantine got me acting like a roomba. no purpose no direction just bumping into stuff and occasionally doing a half-assed job cleaning something

[Jenn7399 @jenn7399]

me trying to not eat all my quarantine snacks on the first day

[Alexsandra DiMatteo @auerkkk91]

Everyone is complaining about being “stuck in their house” and I can’t relate because this is my literal dream come true 🤷🏽‍♀️ #homebody

[Country Words @Country_Words]

Give me a hug! 🐶 https://t.co/viFYkSV55J

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Katie Porter is a national treasure and what she just did will save lives.

[Alexsandra DiMatteo @auerkkk91]

Everyone is stocking up on household supplies and food... I rush to chewy to make sure I have enough dog food and treats for Ash 🥴🐶

[Alexsandra DiMatteo @auerkkk91]

A lovely 5 hours in Atlanta, now to go home 🛫

[Alexsandra DiMatteo @auerkkk91]

@e_lasass0 Do it