Sven Svenson

[timothy faust 🇵🇸 @Project_TBONE]

I’m hearing that Mitch McConnell is dead
wrong about the most important questions of our time.

The former Senate leader passed a way
of regressive obstruction off as governance.

Mitch McConnell tragically lost his life
savings at the bank of national integrity

[Keisea 🌙 @Keiseeaaa]

I agree 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Orb show me naked goblins

[Mia @boygrrI]

my shooters like snails move slow but slime regardless

[womanish @lucergic]

*shaking like a timid dog* no dude i’m not scared of the fucking tickle monster. you just need to check under my bed dude please

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

really not myself today just called a seagull a nonce he didn’t even do nothin

[turbomander @turbomander]

bro I kinda think you need to be destroyed

[turbomander @turbomander]

couples outfit concept

[🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab]

"don't screw this up, kid"

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

bro we've been hanging for a minute now you know we keep it real here and so i gotta ask, why do your eyes carry a deep and pervasive sadness

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[Stelle @WitchofYuri]

This is how my friends talk to me

[farum azula beastman @intrst8fifteen]

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

[Babybloodbjorn @kikoscasino]

I told this guy nice job cutting down a tree as i drove past in my truck and when i circled back hours later they yelled “it’s her!!” excitedly and waved

[*** @sw1ssarmyknife]

Just got hit on by a 17 year old on the street and when I told him I was over a decade older than him he and all of his friends fell to their knees

[77wizard @AJustFate4Fools]

go switch your firefight voice in Reach to female Noble Six and then play a few rounds. Trust me on this