saliva plath

god’s lonely woman/shame’s only daughter

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Me going to any kind of function: i hope they play mister boombastic

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I’m at the bachelorette party talking about my favorite pbs documentaries

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They are playing an ad in the subways for the new Toy Story with the voice of Jack black so loud that I believe it breaks the sound barrier

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@cogitoergoscum I also acted like this when I lived in west Tampa

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@rxckrxdxscxlvxs @xtinee I drove that stretch once and it was really fascinating to me as a Florida person

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Fro yo is back in a huge way

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@butchdreams @blairDow Well I didn’t know!

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2 high school girls walking behind me singing super rich kids by frank ocean and earl sweatshirt

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Drunk af in grand central has me feeling reminiscent to Michigan j frog

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@silvergelpen Kind of did change my life when it came out tbh

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@blairDow I’m wondering if it must be trending on tiktok too

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I can’t fall asleep unless some bullshit called “PBS presents: the donner party” (1992) is playing on tv at full volume

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Yes but after they kill all enviro and agro regulations we will be eating poisoned sandwiches and cancer apples and megahormone eggs and don’t forget the drinking the tap water that kills you instantly

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

A little-known hack:

2 slices of Aldi wheat bread: $0.17
3 oz of Aldi deli turkey: $0.86
1 slices Aldi cheddar: $0.15
1 condiment of your choice: $0.02
1 apple: $0.53
1 hard boiled egg: $0.14
5 carrot sticks: $0.17
Cold water from the tap: $0.01

Total: $2.05

You can do this.

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

What if the pope told you to love your neighbor as yourself and care for the poor

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Texting my doctor on the NYU Langone app asking if this is going to be forever

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In the met off a 20 bag like Allen take my photo

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Like a moth to a flame (Greek salad martini)

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Unfortunately if you’re someone who enjoys various whimsical twists on the classic martini, you really only can live in New York .

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My bangs have got to get shorter and more uneven

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@cogitoergoscum FCAT lookin real good right about now

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I need to stop consuming images with my eyes effective immediately