Augie

I'm activating Mula Bandha as you read this.

[Augie @augbutt]

@stlucia Just use an 808 and a Moog and record reel to reel 😂

[Augie @augbutt]

I love how Sega just embraces the sanic meme. https://t.co/kALaGh8uMJ

[Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic_hedgehog]

Get ready to go fst. The "Sanic T-shirt" is now available for free download in Sonic Forces! (Yes, it's real.)

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Augie @augbutt]

This man is a national treasure. https://t.co/chdZUvv86F

[CrowdAlbum @CrowdAlbum]

17 NICE @gryffinofficial photos @crescentphx via @jodieegrace @cait_waters @maistoujours @allhailnastyal @augbutt https://t.co/MmSJ2SHRc3

[Augie @augbutt]

@gryffinofficial magic as always. ♥ https://t.co/8Gv1HJEEM5

[Augie @augbutt]

@l666x_ Look how cute, he's got stubble now!

[Augie @augbutt]

HOW HAVE 10 YEARS GONE BY, I AM OLD AS FUUUUUUCK https://t.co/VbEv4Bcc9N

[IGN @IGN]

#SuperMario​ Galaxy is 10 years old today! Tag a friend who loved this game!

[Augie @augbutt]

@Clarkvader92 I love thpam and reetheth

[Augie @augbutt]

@l666x_

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You https://t.co/PkJ10jGkMM

[Jay 🇨🇦 | Brotatoe @JayBrotatoe]

THE REACH ON THIS. IT'S INCREDIBLE.

MICHAEL JORDAN IS JEALOUS. https://t.co/1mUnvgokQr

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

third base is when u go out and care for the environment

[Augie @augbutt]

Can you imagine if we grew shit that actually tasted good that big? https://t.co/GEvf4Z8ohS

[Hyper Potions @HyperPotions]

FOUND THE BIGGEST PUMP

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

@TheChainsmokers