August

European

[August @AugCarelia]

I believe in the future promised to us in 'Introduction to Microsoft Excel 1990'.

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

I still believe in global village coffeehouse.

[August @AugCarelia]

@BlackLodgeAgent I can’t take these people seriously when their conception of “tourist / larper” dates to a period where they had tens of thousands of people to talk to online about it and impress with the “right opinions” as opposed to having to source fansubs and watch them alone

[August @AugCarelia]

@ObamaGarak @feuilletonopfer (It is waiting for me to stop being too warm to be productive)

[August @AugCarelia]

@ObamaGarak @feuilletonopfer There is an article waiting to be written on the handful of Imperial Meritocrats that existed in Australia who were then crowded out by pastoralist yobs and their Royalist masters.

[August @AugCarelia]

@HeracleanVision It would, of course, be nice for Nige to crush Silly Sausage Britain but it would be far better for him to beat Respectable Reasonable Let’s Just Be Nice Dad Politics (which is what he will be up against in 2029).

[August @AugCarelia]

@HeracleanVision They should hammer this line immediately and in doing so, shame the parties into sending a “respectable” candidate (the deadline is in two days) for Farage to beat anyway. https://t.co/aWLVfvw8OO

[August @AugCarelia]

“Elderly Brits are being murdered in their own homes, and Andy Burnham wants you to vote for a rubbish bin. They don’t care - they never have - and they think it’s all one big joke. Well, we’re not laughing. We are fighting for you.”

[J’accuse @Jaccusepaper]

Neither the Monarchy nor the Masses could not bear the meritocracy of Empire

https://t.co/HX1UlDETUo

[August @AugCarelia]

@BowdenBot It’s all part of the funky deal.

[August @AugCarelia]

@JohnSchmoney I still think it would have been perfect to run with this line, because he should aim to somehow force a “real” candidate to stand, else no matter what % binface has it will be a genuine hit on his credibility.

https://t.co/aWLVfvw8OO

[August @AugCarelia]

“Elderly Brits are being murdered in their own homes, and Andy Burnham wants you to vote for a rubbish bin. They don’t care - they never have - and they think it’s all one big joke. Well, we’re not laughing. We are fighting for you.”

[August @AugCarelia]

@zoecabina Is every woman supervisor “on duty” at a construction site a blonde Irish girl or have even they been demographically replaced

[J’accuse @Jaccusepaper]

The Great Next Steps to Meritocracy
https://t.co/Xuj6DKITz4

[August @AugCarelia]

@ObamaGarak I think in a way the introduction of so many non-Black nons made the manichaean anti-racism of the 70s less coherent and defanged it a bit in that regard

[August @AugCarelia]

@eddobrandesfan ROW ROW YOUR BOAT BACK TO FUCKING HOME

[August @AugCarelia]

@emergenteffects Masters degrees have always been meaningless and anyone relying on one for credentials is taking you for a ride

[August @AugCarelia]

@3xcalibaneur Favourite Number 8 v Favourite Number 7

[August @AugCarelia]

@eduardo58933306 Very obviously not every non is wearing the big jacket but it is exclusively non behaviour

[August @AugCarelia]

Has anyone done any anthropological research into why London nons wear massive jackets and tracksuits in all-black even in 30-degree heat? Makes sense for the criminals but what compels all the others to do it

[August @AugCarelia]

@DeeBeeEyyGee No, even random middle aged women will dress like this.

[August @AugCarelia]

@ProvincialSage I don’t piss my pissy little pants when I see the elderly black man struggling in 30 degree heat because he’s dressed like the Michelin man

[August @AugCarelia]

@JohnDosh67 @Nunya2016462260 @bnzchr I’m not talking about gangs of men, I’m talking about random lone elderly Africans

[August @AugCarelia]

someone get zia on the phone. put me in coach I’m ready

[August @AugCarelia]

“Elderly Brits are being murdered in their own homes, and Andy Burnham wants you to vote for a rubbish bin. They don’t care - they never have - and they think it’s all one big joke. Well, we’re not laughing. We are fighting for you.”

[Harry Cole @MrHarryCole]

Starmer says he has spoken to both Burnham and Farage to urged everyone to come together.