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Just here for the fun 🖖🏼

[Augcheznet @augcheznet]

Broke out the jade necklace to root on the amazing @jadeacarey at nationals!! Day 2 let’s go!!!! 💚💚

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

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Finally attempted something from the Mythical Cookbook. Grilled cheese ramen 12/10 would recommend. This was so fun! Top tier instructions 😂 @mythicalkitch @Mythical

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@AO3_Status Thank you for your hard work!!!!! We appreciate you all 😭😭❤️❤️

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@wethe4thgen @chant0earth I’m SO GLAD I wasn’t the only one who thought this!!!! First listen I was like this is giving me Sicko Mode vibes

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I paused GMM to get up and do something and when I saw where it paused I thought to myself “Yep, that’s it. That’s the show.” @Mythical

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@CDawgVA Happy birthday!!

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@ZeRoyalViking Post it!! People who don’t mind will watch it, your videos are fun anyway even with chat or hype trains and donations!!

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@markiplier OMGGGGGG

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@MrJamesMay It’s too late (early?) for this level of thinking

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@MrJamesMay Finally, someone with some sense 🙌🏼

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@AO3_Status Thank you for all your hard work on this you guys are amazing!!!!

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@AO3_Status Thank you volunteers for doing your best to fix this!!!

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@AO3_Status I knew I read a lot of fanfiction but it becomes worryingly clear when the archive is down 🫠🙃😂😭

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@Jacksepticeye There wasn’t a Spedicey option though

[Mark @markiplier]

Guys... I think In Space with Markiplier got nominated for an Emmy...

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@Jacksepticeye YAY!!!! So excited to see what you’ve been pouring your soul into 🤩🤩🤩

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@TrashTastePod brought out the bread lovers in Arizona

[Connor @CDawgVA]

Yell at yourself in the mirror every morning. Trust me on this. 😡