John Augerhandle MD

Citizen first, Privateer second. Canadian Ag Trade Regulation Negotiator/Junkie somewhere in the middle. Non-practicing Orthopedic Surgeon.

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Warren Buffett can sit on his tuffet. I'm the most quotable notable.

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

Podcast Ep10 is loaded. https://t.co/ut0bTAVovG Here are first few slides to help you keep up at home without giving away the ending. #westcdnag #cdnag #plant2020

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Couple o’ whackadoodles. #youstillowemecheetos

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

J-MAS Podcast Episode 1.9 is now live. Listen here or Apple Podcast app: https://t.co/pcq7Fp7mC9 #WestCdnAg #CdnAg #plant2020 #ag #SaskAg #Canola #durum #lentil #chickpea

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

Quite intrigued by our prairie grain marketing PodCast after first 500 listens. https://t.co/pcq7Fp7mC9

We are centered south of Moose Jaw but Saskatoon dominating. Toronto? Fantastic results! #WestCdnAg #CdnAg #PrairPodcast #Saskatchewan #Canola #Durum #Lentil

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

@tj85854427 @kialljennett Love me the T.

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

No mention of the Regina years in his little biography? Who does this kid think he is without me. #morelikekiallscrapandcrap #imadeyou #yousuckyoustupidclown #youdtillowmme30dollarspayup

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

Episode 1.4 - Who are Kiall’s Crop and Crap and Why? https://t.co/pcq7Fp7mC9

Delving into the Hosts background and Why they created this Podcast. Visit minute 44:00 to skip to this info if your looking for a new Prairie Ag Podcast. #westcdnag #cdnag #SaskAg

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Heh, heh. Taught him well. #saskproud

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

Our J-MAS Prairie Grain Marketing Podcast is now online.

Episode 1.3 - CN Rail Strike & Is India Tariff Removal Imminent?

Find it here: https://t.co/ut0bTBcZne

Choose Apple or Spotify. #SaskPodCast #WestCdnAg #CdnAg #SaskAg #AgCommunications

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Holy hell yes. If I couldn’t say “you people” how would my kids know I was talking to them.

[Kiall Jennett @kialljennett]

Now that Don Cherry is “retired” - it’s 1st ballot entry for the Hockey Hall of Fame. This is a given right?
#ImwithDonCherry

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

Always looking for a new way to communicate with our customers. Here is a Freebie episode of our Prairie Grain Marketing Podcast. Talking A LOT about #canola #lentil #durum #WestCdnAg #CdnAg And an @SaskPulse shoutout.

https://t.co/pyZBFICagu

[Kiall Jennett @kialljennett]

Our new Prairie Grain Marketing podcast. Free for a while. Goes through my process as I make my weekly sale’s Rec’s for customers. #WestCdnAg @pulsecanada @CanolaGrowers @GrainGrowers

https://t.co/VUZ1acEVFp

[Dean H. @loopholefarms]

What it's like to be a malt barley grower this year

[Kiall Jennett @kialljennett]

Somewhere in all this dry then wet year this article become more applicable. https://t.co/C666XDZhdV
Misquoted and stayed vague for our producers but is ‘19 going to be ‘15’s 40-60bu year or ‘16’s sub 20bu year in Resistance Country. Its got characteristics of both. #westcdnag

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Hate to quote myself but “I’ll take a May frost over a July Fry every time”. Would be nice to know how the year will go but yes in April you have to make the call without that info. #westcdnag

[Kiall Jennett @kialljennett]

I’ve seen May 5th Soil Temps be 16C.
I’ve seen them be 0C.

But back on April 20th you have to pencil in the July Fry to happen when July Fries happen . . . July.

And you seed accordingly.

#SouthCanolaMustBeatTheHeat

#SoilTempIsForRookies

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

@GarrettVerhelst See. Billy Idol gets it. Why doesn’t he get it?

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Since #Canola proving again it’s a dry weather crop, it’s time for the South to flood the North’s core crop with acres. They can see how it feels. #westcdnag

#notyourfatherscanola

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

@EgerCraig @kialljennett Thanks Cap’n Obvious. That is the point.

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

I don’t remember saying that.

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

Ratcheted up sales, generating $100+/acre of harvest cashflow without selling harvest pressure. #cashisking #riskmanage101 #westcdnag #cdnag

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Has been a good 8 years since fungicides were all about disease. More yield gained from the Strobilurin chemistry “plant health” effect in a dry year than a wet one in many instances. #takeyourgameupanotch https://t.co/ksripIANSm

[Scott Keller @skellerfarms]

3” of rain here and seeing canola fields being sprayed with fungicide. In college we learned it takes all three components of the disease triangle.

But sales will teach you that “guilt of a tight rotation” can be substituted for environment in case of a dry year.

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

Lockport - dandy! 4 visits with 4 companies for meetings at 4 different Ivory Towers in Winnipeg. 4 shady nights as well in my shady past. Will Saskatoon hold the same alure as Ag Capital of Canada moves one province over? #westcdnag #CdnAg https://t.co/ols4hP7Q36

[J-MAS Market Masters @JennettMAS]

A Right of Passage in the Ag Industry. My grandpa and dad did this with UGG and Agricore United in the 80’s and 90’s and @syngentacanada made this happen for me yesterday.

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

@dfaber84 I had 7 for just this reason. Had to keep one under 10 at all times; eventually they stop or try to drink it themselves.

[John Augerhandle MD @AugerhandleMD]

“I don’t like cash my predecessor paid for your fairly good company so Deals Off! I know you keep that cash, but still giving your company back.” Said no CEO ever. Yet @realDonaldTrump is on it like an orange on a toothpick for #Iran #raisingoilpriceforputin. #HuffingtonPost #CNN