Chris Augerhole

just an asshole

[Chris Augerhole @augerhole]

I’ve stayed away from this shit hole for a while. But I have to ask @AmericanAir why you left a gal in DFW who’s been trying to get home for hours off this “full” flight?

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Shout out to the Bentonville Arkansas fire department. Got stuck in an elevator at the airport. Fucking terrifying.

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Fuck…. a week from 38

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

@hickoryburger I am a 31-year-old with student loan debt, a useless journalism degree, and bills to pay. Just like the tweet and go.

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@JonDavidSchmig Same!

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@sarahlugor Only exception I’ve heard (touring crew member here) was 10K cash to the driver

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@TheJackalopeTX Listened to it on my flight today.

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@reddirtrelief

[𝑪𝑳𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑫𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹 @cliffdiverOK]

we really appreciate everyone who’s reached out to send their love and positivity.

here’s a thread of the events that took place yesterday

gofundme link: https://t.co/kKbXgaMxgA

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A small example of what what my friends do, usually out of the public eye to help our communities.

[Newport Folk Fest @Newportfolkfest]

Please welcome @TpTroubadours to this summer's lineup. On their behalf, @newportfestsorg has provided a grant to the band program at @SeqActivities (in Tahlequah, OK) to purchase a new bass guitar and bass amp for band students to use in practices and performances.

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@AnaLerma04 @thelermafamily @budlight @Liza0311 @kendallscout Honestly. The most disturbing part is he allowed someone to print 1st Annual in that hoodie. It’s fucking inaugural you fucking clown

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@AnaLerma04 Oh geeze. Yes!!!

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@roberterowland A lost art. Hike them hems up!

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@BradBeheler Man. We went to France with WM years ago for a festival. Soooo many wrong things about what they thought “America” is. Lots of rebel flags. Colors out of sort. Gotta great story for ya I can’t tell on here about that trip

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@jcrutchmer No kidding. We went to the Indians game that day because SOME people couldn’t get into Canada.

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There are people that dog ear pages in books and the rest of us who aren’t sociopaths.

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I know no one, and I mean NO ONE fucking cares, but the mens restroom across from gate D20 at DFW smells like cumin.

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@JonDavidSchmig No doubt. Hell of a division. Well minus that Florida team but who cares

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@JonDavidSchmig Naw. Not even mad. Still riding high from last year. Sucks but eh. Bright future for the organization.

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Trying to come up with a fun bet with @dk_music for the @Braves @Phillies series. Any ideas?

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@jcrutchmer They probably stopped reading after “Oklahoma” and were just like “ewe”. Not a great season for the Sooners. Sad face

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@dk_music Was just talking to my sister about those. What is going on???