Augie Praley

from the Bachelor season 4.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Mocking of Christ, by Carl Heinrich Bloch, 1880, 📸 via @BleacherReport

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

@budlight This spot looks different 7 years ago... #NOTsponsored
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[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

If you’re stuck on hold, you might as well make it #EasyToEnjoy

Who’s got their @Budlight ready for the Super Bowl? We’ll see you at commercial break #sponsored

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

Happy to announce my new tween retelling of a Wes Anderson classic, tentatively called “THE DARJEELING LIMITED TOO”

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I think @elonmusk might be doing all of this just so he can be the first human to piss on Mars.

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

I, for one, welcome our robot overlords. https://t.co/I4cmyOPR2s

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

“Beauty is embarrassing”

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

Embarrassed that I subscribed to the wrong streaming service. I got HBOMask and it’s only Eric Stoltz and Jim Carrey movies.

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Spent too long not knowing my artist role model is Randy Newman.

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Immersive Van Gogh experience? Big whoop. Back in my theatre days that meant you’d watch an actor ACTUALLY cut off their ear and scream “daddy!” because they’re method.

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

This onion salmonella outbreak is only upsetting the people who eat onion rings at least twice a week, and frankly I’m getting sick of it. #IAmTheOneionPercent

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I thought I was watching SQUID GAME turned out to be MY OCTOPUS TEACHER. How’s that for being born under a bad sign?

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

Pretty cool to have no faith in any of the three branches of my government. #checksandimbalances

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

Calling it. There will be a remake of the movie CANDYMAN and the trailer will use a slowed down creepy version of the Willy Wonka song

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These Apple press conferences have gotten weird

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

I can't remember, was it George Washington's FIRST or SECOND term when he got sued by a porn star? #Values

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

You guys... I’m not a horror buff—is this how every The Purge movie starts? #governmentshutdown

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

Kinda felt like Don Lemon’s countdown to midnight earlier this month was just... more fun?

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

ME: I’ve never seen a photograph with the 4 worst humans in the country. PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold my beer!

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

Trying to read about gothamist shutting down—first instinct is to go to gothamist... this will not be easy #RIP #nowitsanATM

[Augie Praley @augiepraley]

Sometimes all I need to hear to calm me down in this crazy world is “Dinosaurs and Perfect Strangers are now available on Hulu”