sidecar augustine

an ideas man

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@JackKennedy Got one for you kenjac

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

The official sunglasses of people I’ll never hang out with in my life

[Ilkay Gündogan @IlkayGuendogan]

🩵 @ManCity announce Gundogan… again!

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

*British bloke desperate to hit your vape*

“Let me hit your fag from the future”

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Orlando vs. NYCFC (Jul 20, 2024) Live Score - ESPN - via @ESPN App https://t.co/RRqNb2aA94

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

@Kristen50900056 Had to request this. It better be worth it

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

@Yovssovph @T179x @City_Xtra @TimesSport Even Alec Baldwin shot blanks

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

@bobgoochman He beat those teens up for a reason.

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@klynch216 @JeffDLowe @joey_husky Yeah, gonna need added to this one fellas

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

@bobgoochman All jokes aside, fit goes hard

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

Yeah it’s fun to stay at the YMCA, but have you ever stayed celibate?

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

*reading my official résumé*

“It says here that you’re from ‘Blitzburgh’”

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

Pronouncing mania like Shania

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@SeanBoykins

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What does this mean for my fantasy team?

[Gracey ✨ @northastrology]

Since Travis Kelce’s birth time is not known (yet, give me time) here is Taylor Swift’s birth chart with Kelce’s planets on the outer wheel ⚡️

His Libra Sun + Mars boosts her 11th House of friendships and community

His Scorpio Venus conjunct her Scorpio Mars means ELECTRICITY for them both

His Moon & her Sun are hilarious & their connection feels like best friends meets lovers

Kelce’s last breakup revolved around his ex being a spoiled brat and him not wanting to foot the bill/be embarrassed by her antic much longer. His mom/family couldn’t stand her… meanwhile this 2nd House pileup indicates they both bring their own to the table. His Saturn conjunct her Mercury in the 2nd House indicates marriage potential here.

They have the same path as far as soul purpose, living by example through human connection is exactly what they embody.

Taylor’s Vertex (aka spiritual gifts and magical people you may meet) and Jupiter is conjunct Kelce’s Jupiter, showing a LOOOOOOOOOOT of motherly love + approval on both ends.

Travis’ Mercury falls in her 10th House making her public image impacted by him in a positive way, a Virgo Mercury may be critical at times and Travis will have to push past his discomfort of everyone knowing his business for this to be manageable long term ⚡️

[sidecar augustine @augiestains]

Where were you for the Pittsburgh Penguins and Columbus Blue Jackets pre-season double header?

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🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Final. @UnibetUS

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@JeffDLowe Tyler Palko

[addictiongiamatti @paulmesshall]

secret service

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@klynch216 @TheDozenTrivia @DechDotDev Snacks and candy was impossible