augie

This is probably a bad idea.

[augie @augsterss]

Cuddle weather ☔️

[augie @augsterss]

God I miss you @JJTes23

[augie @augsterss]

To deserve you, don’t know what the hell I did 💕

[augie @augsterss]

Dad: what ever happened to that sweet, good-looking boy whose mom was a {insert undisclosed information here}?
Bear: Augie hooked up with him and obviously ruined things.

[augie @augsterss]

How about you have to publicly release the video of you and your best friends in 7th Grade performing a coordinated dance to Our Song before you’re allowed to buy Era tickets? Then we will know you’re a true fan. #ErasTour #TSTheErasTour

[augie @augsterss]

It’s either going to be a Thomas Rhett to Lauren type of love or I don’t want it.

[augie @augsterss]

I’ve never related to anyone more:

“I’m looking at which window I want to jump out of.” - @DoloresCatania

[augie @augsterss]

Season 7 of RHONJ - Jacqueline is off her freakin’ rocker. #RHONJ

[augie @augsterss]

@Ticketmaster STILL HAVENT HEARD ANYTHING BACK AND YOU DONT HAVE A PHONE NUMBER TO CONTACT YOU AT. Hundreds of dollars just wasted. NEVER BEEN SO DISAPPOINTED IN A COMPANY.

[augie @augsterss]

@Ticketmaster I’ve been trying to get a customer service reply for over 24 hrs now for an event that is happening TODAY. There is no phone number that is working and the “live chat” has been completely silent, no response. Horrible customer service. Waste of money.

[augie @augsterss]

The sweetest NYC bus driver just made my day. I got off to try and catch the bus in front of us, wasn’t quick enough, missed it. My original bus driver honks to me and motions me in, I climb back in and he goes “come on little lady! Let’s catch it!” We caught it. ❤️

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

no bc what was her zodiac sign

[augie @augsterss]

I love wholesome days with you ❤️

[augie @augsterss]

SEXXXYYYYYYY

[JJ Kissing All The Time @JJTes23]

Cheeky sneak peak of my bachelor party 😉🤵🏻‍♂️🩲

[augie @augsterss]

This needs to be talked about more. Even one meal a week makes a difference. I’m so proud of all the friends and family in my life that are open-minded and helping to make a difference!!! #Vegan

[augie @augsterss]

@RickHurtadoPR Ayyeee @JJTes23

[augie @augsterss]

@RWehrhahn

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

name a more successful rebrand than mayonnaise becoming aioli

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i am so happy gen z is in the workforce because when entitled boomers yell at them like “do you KNOW who I AM?” i like to imagine they’re like “lol no why would i”