aspara gus 🥦

One beer queer. Wannabe tree. A little stressed a lotta the time.

[aspara gus 🥦 @august_glover]

This is my new kitty Sploot. She likes chicken strip sandwiches and cuddling on bathroom mats #WelcomeSploot

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

trying to be entertaining so she doesn’t take her 3pm six hour nap

[manicpixiememequeen @mpmemequeen]

me getting ready to be sent to burlington, vermont

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

this album defies the laws of time and somehow came out when every single person was a sophomore in college

[clare @sadderlizards]

you can tell i’m sad because the little cloud that floats over my head is raining and thundering today

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

This is my oldest man take but car lights are getting way too bright. It feels like every new car has their brights on at all times

[trash jones @jzux]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[aspara gus 🥦 @august_glover]

@daddiebod like give me MORE reasons not to listen damn

[aspara gus 🥦 @august_glover]

Giada DeLaurentiis, that is all

[aspara gus 🥦 @august_glover]

@daddiebod don’t even need a song just hand me a lil lickaaaaa

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

Davonte Davis gets emotional after defeating No. 1 Kansas ❤️ @RazorbackMBB

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

MR MARCH

[aspara gus 🥦 @august_glover]

Lord it’s hard to be humble when you’re PERFECT IN EVERY WAY WPS

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

(8) ARKANSAS TAKES DOWN (1) KANSAS 😳

The Razorbacks eliminate the defending champions with a 72-71 win to advance to the Sweet 16! #MarchMadness

[SportsGrid @SportsGrid]

@RazorbackMBB

[Arkansas Men’s Basketball 🐗 @RazorbackMBB]

WE STILL DANCIN'

[☆ @PlNKBAWBlE]

remember when beyoncé said:

[aspara gus 🥦 @august_glover]

@fuckdonniedarko Like, one single moment of the hours long flight? Or the entire flight is a moment? Meta

[aspara gus 🥦 @august_glover]

@paigekirklin 100% of my anti-backpacking rhetoric. “Cold soaking?” Absolutely not. I will cold soak when hell freezes over tyvm

[Malik @MalikJMarshall]

LRCH Students show up to the Capitol to prepare to testify before the Senate Education Committee today